I was in Denham Springs, a shit little city outside of Baton Rouge, walking to work at 3AM a while back. Got stopped while walking on the shoulder of the road, "because it's suspicious". They insisted that I give them my ID, even though I wasn't being detained, or they would arrest me for resisting arrest. I said fuck it and gave them my ID, while informing them that they were the dumbest motherfuckers I had ever met. The obvious newbie kept quiet, standing at parade rest, and the older one started telling me about his long career and why he knows his laws: "I've been an officer in this city for 25 years and I'm a sergeant..." (Good job.)
So, they run my ID for the wrong state, and I hear coming over the radio: "We can't find anything for CamelJockey in South Carolina." And they inform me that I don't exist. "Try running it for the correct fucking state." They do, no warrants, they let me go...
I cross the street and start back walking to work. Seconds later, blue lights, "We are giving you a ticket for Pedestrian in the Highway, we are going to need your identification again." I take my ID out of my pocket, calmly called him a petty little bitch and get arrested for disturbing the peace. Lovely. We get to the police station and I get checked in, they tell me that I'm a "real cool guy" when I'm not cussing them out. All the officers were at the station because their shift was about to end and I start talking to a group of them that tell me, "It doesn't matter if you weren't detained, you have to provide your identification any time an officer requests it."
Anyhow, fuck the police, especially of the untrained redneck variety.