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  1. TheUndeadPhoenix

    licking bloody vagina

    To whomever revived this thread: May you burn in hell
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    Wilkes Barre PA to ??? FL

    Looks like its gonna be the 13th. I'm gonna haul ass.
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    Camping in the trees

    I have a spot in the woods around me that's a quarter mile through brush off the trail. Its not in a tree, but I could build a tree stand with the right stuff. My friend had one with a couch in it that he stayed in. What you need is 6 pieces of plywood, equal size, at least 12 studs of roughly...
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    Wilkes Barre PA to ??? FL

    Heh, I got picked up on the 101 on Hollywood Blvd by a guy in a Benz. He gave me one of his CDs. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michael-Williams-Band/143645715648801 His page Crack head say what? Gurrgle gurrgle dead?
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    Wilkes Barre PA to ??? FL

    I went through Compton on foot. I think I can handle myself
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    Wilkes Barre PA to ??? FL

    >implying I'm going to go to the Bronx any time soon >implying some black guys or cops won't gun his ass down someday. <implying I've been on 4chan too much (the < wasn't a typo) >implying people are stupid
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    Wilkes Barre PA to ??? FL

    I was planning on riding 81 as far south as I could, anyway. It runs right by the place I'm housed up at and I see alot of kids come through the walmart exit here
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    Wilkes Barre PA to ??? FL

    Scott left her to rot in a cell. He's in Brooklyn. Last I heard, he now owns a gun
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    Wilkes Barre PA to ??? FL

    So Winter, one of the moderators on here, is in jail in Jacksonville FL. I know Jacksonville is total dogshit to people on the streets, so what would be a good city to wait for her? I'm thinking Tampa, because its not "too" far away (its about 200 miles). I plan on hitch hiking my way down. Any...
  10. TheUndeadPhoenix

    Spiritual connection?

    I've never done cold reading. But if you can cold read, it means you're good at talking. I'm not lol No, but now that I know about it, I wanna go there.
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    Spiritual connection?

    So I was joking around earlier tonight, like 20 minutes ago. I posted a status on my facebook saying I might have been Houdini in a past life I think I may have been Houdini in a past life. I don't have a large interest in magic, but I have a strong interest in exposing fake mediums and...
  12. TheUndeadPhoenix

    Being a female kinda blows

    Drop in centers usually have free condoms
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    TheUndeadPhoenix's Rant of the Mother Fuckin' Day

    Ok, so I wanted to voice my opinion. StP needs an age filter. Not 13. 18. There's too many fuckin kids coming on this site thinking being homeless is cool. I have reason to believe from most of these children are FBI. Why the fuck would a kid come on this site, anyway? You're a punk? Ok, go on...
  14. TheUndeadPhoenix

    I eat babies and poop butterfly's

    They're not "children". They're "FBI"
  15. TheUndeadPhoenix

    BryanPaul's Birthday Blow j-... Out

    I have my reasons. Let's just leave it at that.
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    BryanPaul's Birthday Blow j-... Out

    I don't come on here anymore. I have Bryan on my facebook
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    BryanPaul's Birthday Blow j-... Out

    Pf. Yeah right. Me, returned? I just saw on facebook that is was his birthday.
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    BryanPaul's Birthday Blow j-... Out

    So.. Yeah, this is today. Don't forget the bacon lube
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    BryanPaul's Birthday Blow j-... Out

    I just wanted everybody to know, it is Bryan Paul's birthday. If you're in Maryland, go find him. I have no clue what city he lives in though, so you'd have to ask him. If you go see him, bring him at least one of the following: 211 Steel Reserve Can of Old Bay 4 Loko (not sure what kind he...
  20. TheUndeadPhoenix

    Mil-Spec warning! (cloth items)

    So I wanted to warn you guys about this shit. I've had a few pairs of BDUs and I move less then a solider is expected, and I have a Mosaad pack as well as a CFP-90. They're falling apart, and I bought them while I was in SLO in November of last year. There's no fuckin reason why this stuff...
  21. TheUndeadPhoenix

    Having animals on the road

    Lemme know what you find lol
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    Having animals on the road

    That's why
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    Having animals on the road

    I know alot of kids have animals on the road with them. What do you have with you? The weirdest thing I've seen somebody with is a cat, but its not too far fetched that you could take care of a cat on the road. My question is how do you know when the cat has to piss? O.o I've also seen people...
  24. TheUndeadPhoenix

    a weird fetish.. maybe?

    Hep A passes through you anyway. If you get A, just drink alot of CLEAN water. Its in the water in Mexico.
  25. TheUndeadPhoenix

    licking bloody vagina

    What he said.
  26. TheUndeadPhoenix

    phone batteries

    I suggest NOT bringing a smart phone. It WILL be stolen.
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    Bacon Lube, its vegetarian?!

    You'll probably get it after New Years
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    Bacon Lube, its vegetarian?!

    So I was reading something on http://baconlube.com and it says that it is vegetarian. BryanPaul loves this stuff, so buy him some for Chanukah. What do you guys think of this? I find it... Weird.
  29. TheUndeadPhoenix

    OP is an oogle

    Besides, they're probably gonna say "How does this have anything to do with trains and oogles?"
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    OP is an oogle

    lol Like I care :P
  31. TheUndeadPhoenix

    Drinks of the Road (booze)

    Sounds good :D
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    Drinks of the Road (booze)

    Whiskey is good, but I'm talking about stuff you mix with booze. Like booze + booze = better booze or booze + stuff = tasty etc lol
  33. TheUndeadPhoenix

    Cleaning your hair without shampoo

    Corrosive! Gotta mix it with stuff
  34. TheUndeadPhoenix

    Drinks of the Road (booze)

    That actually sounds like it would be good, as weird as it is. They put salt on the rim of the glass for margaritas, so I don't think that would be a bad idea. And Old Bay tastes awesome by itself :P
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    Drinks of the Road (booze)

    So I wanted to post this. I know all about Sidewalk Slams, so we can skip those So anyway, I make a drink today. Here's the recipe: 1/3 of the cup filled with Kraken or some black rum A large "shot" of vanilla extract (I have vodka that's have vanilla beans in it for over a year, some thick...
  36. TheUndeadPhoenix

    Cleaning your hair without shampoo

    Sweet info. I just use a comb or brush. It is gets too bad and greasy, I get a shower and rinse it out with just water. I get REALLY hot showers, like 100 degrees :P
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    Untrustworthy and shady people (old thread that inspired this section).

    No, he's a homebum with a mental problem, he can't control himself saying it. He just walks around acting crazy.
  38. TheUndeadPhoenix

    NYC in the Winter

    Hey, anybody know the best way to hitch to NYC? I tried Craigslist, but no replies yet
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    NYC in the Winter

    Alright. As soon as I get home or get minutes on my cell, I'll have you call me. The phone at my friend's house doesn't have long distance >_< ffs How to you travel? Hitch? Hop? Rubber tramp?
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    NYC in the Winter

    I might actually go with you. My friend wants me to scope out properties up there. She wants to know what the neighborhoods are like. I wanna meet up with you if you hang out in LES. Do you know Horse?
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    NYC in the Winter

    No? If its not that bad, I know somewhere I can crash in LES that nobody will bother me at. Might look for a different spot though
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    NYC in the Winter

    Thanks Earth. I'll survive. If I have to bail, I know how. China Bus to Philly, hop a train to B-more, hitch to ATL
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    NYC in the Winter

    So I'm headed to NYC for a month. I was there a year and a half ago in June and it was hot as hell. Now its winter and I know its gonna be really cold. Does anybody know any good overhangs, punk houses or squats I can crash at? I just need somewhere to get out of the snow, I have a -20 bag. I...
  44. TheUndeadPhoenix

    An idea for a restaurant

    lol I have a warrant in SLO. If I go back, I'm gonna pay it off before I set foot there. Somebody put me up to steal some guys phone out of couch potato. lol You should've seen the police blotter in the news paper
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    Craigslist Rideshare?

    This is true lol. I have a cell, but not a fuckin camera on it. I'll just text the plate
  46. TheUndeadPhoenix

    An idea for a restaurant

    Because I'm a smart ass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_jerk_spice
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    Craigslist Rideshare?

    I was wondering something. Does that shit actually work? Has anybody tired it? I just posted for a ride on the 18th, so anybody who wants to know, yes, I am leaving on the 18th to NYC.
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    An idea for a restaurant

    Yeah, I think of crazy shit. What's your cousin's name? I might have hear of him. And NYC is one of the best places to be a chef, which is why I wanna start there. If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere. I can understand Vegas, but NYC and LA? Its gonna be rich people food lol. And...
  49. TheUndeadPhoenix

    An idea for a restaurant

    So one day I'm going to be a chef and own my own restaurant. I want to be able to feed people out of it, secretly for free. Only for good friends and homeless people. Its gonna be a really high end place, too. I'm going to college right now for culinary, for my AAS. I'm gonna go for my bachelors...