I need advice...ASAP

[AnarchistRon]

Or at least in 36 hours.

I've been chatting with this girl who has......stolen my MIND...ever since I've met her...I haven't been able to think about anything else. Anyways, she was giving off great vibes and I thought she liked me...so I asked her out for a cup of coffee and she laughed and smiled and said I'm really busy, have to work, study, etc. etc. And....obviously I feel like shit now...I've felt like shit for many months even before I met her, I was hoping that I would stand some chance with her, it would turn my life right side up...

Anyways, I'm wondering whether all hope is lost with her or whether I could somehow still be friends with her...I sent the following facebook post:

i feel like a total idiot for asking you out...again. i'm not apologizing, but i feel like an idiot

you know, i really thought i was receiving good vibes, but clearly you were just being friendly. i hope we're still cool and that i don't come off as a creep or anything

 

[Beegod Santana]

If she "likes" your fb post then ya'll are obviously meant to be together forever. If not, all hope is lost.

Or you could just grow a pair and talk to her about it in person.

 

[TheUndeadPhoenix]

^this
People will think you're a creep more ofter then not on facebook. No matter WHAT you're talking about. You can fuckin upload a picture of a lolcat and there's always some asshole that's gonna say YOU'RE A CREEPER!

 

[Alaska]

Yeah, you shouldn't have done that. The FB post, I mean.

Just do what I do when I drunkenly hit on someone on that damn website: Ignore them until they talk to you first. It makes the shame easier to digest.

 

[whaleofashrimp]

b prepaired to be let down..but try to meet up with her as friends..see what happens from there..if she wont then she just thinks your a rapeist make her feel comfterbal..what kind of moron gets intense with a girl on the net?

 

[AnarchistRon]

yeah...i totally fucked up. she hasn't replied to that post, it's been 8 hours. It's fine, i'll just kill myself

 

[whaleofashrimp]

bitchs aint worth it man

 

[Beegod Santana]

yeah...i totally fucked up. she hasn't replied to that post, it's been 8 hours. It's fine, i'll just kill myself

Don't forget to post "FML!!! I'll never find true love!" right before you do...

I know most of you "Anarchist" FB users tend to diss on porn, but ya know, porn helps.

 

[whaleofashrimp]

u will be an hero

 

[AnarchistRon]

Don't forget to post "FML!!! I'll never find true love!" right before you do...

I know most of you "Anarchist" FB users tend to diss on porn, but ya know, porn helps.

After about a decade, it gets old...and you inevitably come to discover that there's a whole fucking world out there waiting to be experienced, the smallest cell of which is not the female counterpart. I have lost my prime years to pornography and video games...i do not wish to continue living in this manner.

Unlike my anarchist colleagues, i don't think porn exploits or degrades females, if they are consciously making the decision to place themselves in that condition. All things are tolerable in modest quantities...

 

[whaleofashrimp]

the reason your anarchist friends say it degrades women is because there trying to get laid and are starting to belive there own bs..dude i did a shoot for a gay porn rag..jerked off in front of a camera for 100 bucks..i didnt feel exploted or degraded

 

[Pheonix]

After about a decade, it gets old...and you inevitably come to discover that there's a whole fucking world out there waiting to be experienced, the smallest cell of which is not the female counterpart. I have lost my prime years to pornography and video games...i do not wish to continue living in this manner.

Unlike my anarchist colleagues, i don't think porn exploits or degrades females, if they are consciously making the decision to place themselves in that condition. All things are tolerable in modest quantities...

I'll take porn and video games over suicide any day.

 

[slurricane]

lol dude she's probably shy
don't give up your game
get it

 

[whaleofashrimp]

imaybe its like my father used to say.."no is a shy yes"

 

[wizehop]

DUDE you are way looking to fucking much into things... chill out! although if anything killed you its the apologizing for asking her out...cut that shit out..if you want to hang with her dont be sorry about it and dont fucking worry if shes not standing by her phone..good things take time, dont expect so much right off the bat.

And porn is good because its degrading..fuck it Im going to rub one off right now to some vulnerable chick getting gang fucked before bed

 

[AnarchistRon]

Well thanks for the reassurance but....She really doesn't seem like the shy type...although she did seem shy at that instant with the chuckling and smiling but...fuck it...i'll just chat with her a little bit on thursday see how things go...act natural, as though nothing happened. I probably just scare her...

 

[whaleofashrimp]

it was a rape joke...move on..start ignoring her..bitchs love that

 

[Rancho]

Why are we even talking about this?

 

[whaleofashrimp]

brotha needed a new pov..wed do the same for you

 

[Earth]

Why not, got a problem with it?
Aint nothing wrong with the brother looking for advice..