Will the police know who I am?(Probation)

[daveycrockett]

IM JOKING YOURE FUCKED

 

[schmutz]

If its administrative probabtion (on paper) you might get away with it....if its formal (where you meet with your officer, take drug tests etc) the first meeting you fail to show up for you are in noncompliance, they issue a warrant, you could go back to jail and once you appear in court (and you will appear in court eventually) you get to start all over with the probation...weigh the cost and make the decision that is best for you. <shrugs>

 

[wokofshame]

Very important note here:
when you make up a name for yourself, you need an adress and birthdate to go with it.
The pig is gonna write this down, ask you "Have you ever had a license or non-drivers ID under this name" or just assume you have, or not believe you if you say no.
You say "John Skunkedface, Houston TX baby".
Then he will radio this info in to some bitch in the office. They will look up Texas' database of licenses, and see if your name matches a John Skunkedface in the database.

YOU NEED TO MEMORIZE A REAL PERSON'S INFO.
This can make the difference between being detained for fingerprinting, and just let go. Usually people remember a friend's or sibling's info, now this can be trouble be/c it can get them in trouble when you get some ticket or warrant.
Just find someone w/ similiar age, hair color, eye color, height etc. Bonus points if you can figure out a real license #.

 

[shabti]

I've been on paper since....2010, and I've learned that every state is different, every crime is different, and every P.O. is different. I'm a 'violent' felon, or whatever, so yeah, I've been extradited back to town when I got caught in a different state. On the other hand, I've caught 6 additional charges, ranging from vandalism to possession, and never had my shit revoked. At one point, I told my P.O. that I would rather live on a roof top then in the shelter, because I wasn't going to be bothered on a rooftop. She just looked at me, but after realizing that I was a dirty kid who was unemployable, she cut me a lot of slack.

I guess that's my best advice, is to get on your P.O.'s good side. Just be polite. They have a shiiiiiiity job, so if you are the breath of fresh air that wafts into her office after an entire day of fuckups and idiots, then they are ten times more likely to go to bat for you.

I made the most wanted list for going on a graff spree, and then cutting bail. Since I kept in contact with my P.O ("my lawyer has advised me not to turn myself in yet, but I can assure you that I intend to take care of this!") I never got revoked, and I'm still considered on 'good behavior, total compliance.'.

So....yeah. The person who makes the ultimate decision on whether or not to revoke you is the P.O. Not even the D.A. has that power. (which I learned, to my great amusement. Honestly, the guy looked like he had stepped in shit when the PO stood up and told the judge she didn't want to revoke me for the vandalism)