The Day That No Fucks Were Given

[Billy Cougar White]

Pivitol plot point: People literally start giving a shit. The fuck farmers use it as fertilizer for the fuck fields and the farm is saved from going under resolving the drought and people can once again...give a fuck.

They have go get the fertilizer from shit creek! Dont forget a paddle, they will hafta go up the creek a ways

 

[tacopirate]

I want a copy of this if it is actually filmed.

 

[Shwhiskey Gumimaci]

I want a copy of this if it is actually filmed.

It is going to be filmed either this upcoming fall or winter. It will be posted to StP

 

[tacopirate]

Sweet!! I couldn't really give a fuck when it's made. I still owe my ex fuck-support anyway...

 

[andyjamal]

Excuse me sir/ma'am, could you spare a fuck?

Not today.

 

[andyjamal]

They searched throughout the land--across the plains, over the hills, through the valleys, under every rock, in every cave, and even the fathomless depths of the seas--yet there was not a single fuck to be found.

 

[andyjamal]

...and the Lord spake, "Thou shall not give a fuck!"

 

[Cornelius Vango]

Hey, so last night before we went to bed, Caveman and I worked on an outline for the movie. Working title "The Town that Didn't Give a Fuck" which is obviously a developing idea... All these one-liners and pseudo-narrations are great for ideas and we can totally use some in the movie, you wanna see what we've got so far?

We can work collaboratively on building up ideas that I can turn into a full script which we can use to make our own indie slab movie next season when we have people to cast out here.

Also, I'm thinking that this kid's magical quest should involve meeting a fairy in a lake on top of Fuck Mountain, who reveals to him that "the fucks are within us all"... Oh! And maybe the fairy teaches the youngster the special technique of the "flying fuck".

 

[Odin]

If you don't give a shit you can't give a fuck when your fucking fields empty and your just really really screwed.

 

[Odin]

A long fucking time ago... In a fucking galaxy far, farfucking away...

Episode IV
A New Fuck
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