THE VIRGIN DIRTY KID
head lowered and back slouched to sneak around bull and/or cops
wears dirty-ass overalls in muted earthy colors
basic bitch camo milsurp bag with straps cut
constantly covered in miscellanious filth due to train debris
dreads and crazy-ass beard, doesn't care
plays bluegrass with broken banjo, has to put it away when cops come
tarp and paracord
THE CHAD BACKPACKER
perfect hitchhiking posture
wears brightest colors possible in order to attract maximum attention
expensive REI pack (financed entirely with driver kickdowns) covered with straps that dangle to the ground like Spanish moss
showers every day because he's housed up every night
short hair, clean-shaven, wants to look good for the Fotos he's sending to his mother
bumps sickass Dutch techno all hours of the day, cops can do nothing
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$75.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully this will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$100.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$100.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.