STP memes

Coywolf

Mastering the Art of Houselessness
Joined
Dec 12, 2014
Messages
1,477
Age
31
Current Location
Bend, OR
Website
www.youtube.com
I SWEAR to god I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

I almost wish I was just waiting on trains right now so I could have this entertain the hours of waiting....
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person

blue ant

Wayfarer
Joined
Jul 8, 2017
Messages
46
Age
21
Current Location
Phoenix, AZ
It's time for a polite piss take

e83-png.43341_STP memes_General Banter_Squat the Planet_8:11 PM


THE VIRGIN DIRTY KID
head lowered and back slouched to sneak around bull and/or cops
wears dirty-ass overalls in muted earthy colors
basic bitch camo milsurp bag with straps cut
constantly covered in miscellanious filth due to train debris
dreads and crazy-ass beard, doesn't care
whiskey voice
plays bluegrass with broken banjo, has to put it away when cops come
vocal anarchist
tarp and paracord

THE CHAD BACKPACKER
perfect hitchhiking posture
wears brightest colors possible in order to attract maximum attention
expensive REI pack (financed entirely with driver kickdowns) covered with straps that dangle to the ground like Spanish moss
showers every day because he's housed up every night
short hair, clean-shaven, wants to look good for the Fotos he's sending to his mother
exotic accent
bumps sickass Dutch techno all hours of the day, cops can do nothing
votes Green
deluxe tent
 
D

Deleted member 22054

I deleted myself
2bbxab-jpg.43443_STP memes_General Banter_Squat the Planet_11:32 PM
bonus points if you can tell me who the guy in my meme actualy is.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person

Similar threads


About us

  • Squat the Planet is the world's largest social network for misfit travelers. Join our community of do-it-yourself nomads and learn how to explore the world by any means necessary.

Donate to StP!

Donations go towards paying our monthly server fees, adding new features to the website, and occasionally putting a burrito in Matt's mouth.

Total amount
$35.00
Goal
$50.00

Latest Status Updates

Bey
This week:
Roommate: "Didn't you have second thoughts when you saw that she had "trouble" tattooed on her arm? "
Me: "Well, no..."
Roommate: "How about when she said the cops were after her?!"
Me: "Well, you know...no...."
I made it all the way to Dallas! I spent my weekend in a motel for Easter, and had a pretty good time.
So I found this nice, wooded park in a safe suburb of Dallas, right? Well there’s a lot of what might be poison ivy. Okay, so I find that I’m near a bridge with a small creek near it.

Then the Hobo Gods decided my string of very good luck needed Thanos-style balance. I get my sleeping bag out, and that little shit rolls down the hill, into the river, and drifts away forever. RIP
AAAutin wrote on roughdraft's profile.
I would bow and shield my eyes in the presence of that beard's brilliance...
Barbanegra wrote on Quackery's profile.
Happy Birthday
Barbanegra wrote on Bobbas Thomas's profile.
Happy Birthday
After some serious roadblocks i am about to be on the open road again. With Charcoal of course. In my blue 96 chevy and even older box camper in search of plug ins and showers we roll. Taking a quick trip to Winnipeg, leaving Thunder bay on the 26th then down Toronto way sometime after that. Hit me up if you know youre gonna be on the way. Cheers.
don't cry baby life ain't fair
Just got a ride to Eugene. Looking likely I will spend the night there.
Dropped off at a rest stop just before Albany, OR. Hopefully I can get a longer ride before the sun goes down.
Short ride to Albany. Hopefully I get longer ones from there.

Forum Statistics

Threads
23,811
Messages
217,164
Members
13,028
Threads in last 24 hours
5
Messages in last 24 hours
37
Members in last 30 days
868
Latest member
IAMaUser2