It was his birthday and he wanted my shirt. So I told him he has to run to the McDonalds and back in his birthday suit for it, and he did it. HAHAHAHAHA 5 fucking blocks man, in the 9th ward no less. I wish everyone could seen all the people faces as this crazy ass white dude runs naked down the common grounds. Me and Trashcan just grabbed all the booze and hid by the press street yard for a min. HAHAHAHA
Good fucking job Yardsale, went and got yourself killed you fucking asshole. Son of bitch, and I realy loved you man.
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$35.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully this will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$35.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$35.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.