Man breaks into five guys; makes himself a cheeseburger. (1 Viewer)

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http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-breaks-washington-dc-guys-makes-cheeseburger/story?id=38289776
"MAN BREAKS INTO WASHINGTON DC FIVE GUYS; MAKES HIMSELF A CHEESBURGER

This man must have really been craving a cheeseburger.

A man broke into a Five Guys restaurant in Washington, D.C., early Friday not to steal money but to grab a bite to eat. The burglar followed a delivery man into the restaurant and waited until he left before going inside, according to the Metropolitan Police Department.

Once inside, the man treated himself to a fountain beverage before cooking what appeared to be a run-of-the-mill cheeseburger. He stole a bottled water before leaving.

Some cravings just can't be ignored."
 
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Yeah, let me loose in a five guys kitchen and I'll have a quintuplefugupledeckermuthafumonopolis ready in about 9 minutes.

Hold the fries, beeeeitch.
 
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Adnil

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Geeze, didn't even pack one for the morning? Well I'm more of a Checkers girl, but if I could have gone away with this- yep, I'd be on board too !
 
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I've done this before, not at five guys, but uh places...

was it subway? my buddy in highschool worked part time at a subway and we used to go there after hours and help ourselves, i to this day cant even stand to look at a tuna sub.
 

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"Five guys burgers... so god damn good you'll turn to crime."

Seems to make sense. It's deff a step up from Mc'd dumpsters.
 

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was it subway? my buddy in highschool worked part time at a subway and we used to go there after hours and help ourselves, i to this day cant even stand to look at a tuna sub.

Oh man I had a few friends who worked at shity food places at my poorest. If they hated their boss it was even better. Like your tuna I used to score whole bags of shit....good times.
 
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Oh man I had a few friends who worked at shity food places at my poorest. If they hated their boss it was even better. Like your tuna I used to score whole bags of shit....good times.

yea walking out with 5 gallon containers of tuna salad and bags of fresh bread kinda made me think life would be easier...
 

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There is this mall - it opens at 10am but deliveries are made before then. They just dump crates of food outside stalls like they don't care. It is so tempting but I am currently living in their carpark, so it wouldn't be worth it to piss off security.
 
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There is this mall - it opens at 10am but deliveries are made before then. They just dump crates of food outside stalls like they don't care. It is so tempting but I am currently living in their carpark, so it wouldn't be worth it to piss off security.

Ha! One time my R.D. and I were passing by a pizza place when we spotted their delivery boy stop, place the pizza right outside the back door, and headed back in as though he forgot something. R.D. and I just looked at each other, walked over casually, picked up the hot pizza, then walked away satisfied with lunch :)
 

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