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lmao... no one here has ever heard of blondie... shit that's a few generations behind me but still classic. meh...
 

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lmao... no one here has ever heard of blondie... shit that's a few generations behind me but still classic. meh...
I have heard of that comic. I was just confused as to why you brought up the sandwich thing
 

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Personally, I prefer guys who don't smoke or drink (which is weird because I occasionally do both) and I'm sure there are girls like that out there, but it all comes down to who you are as a person and the connection you make with someone. Maybe you're not doing something right...
Well, whatever males "have" that seems to attract women, I don't think I was born with.. But then again, I am so unique to humankind in my own way maybe Im just too different, and since I am like that, women just ignore me? Not sure.. But take a look at my pics in the gallery section, and you tell me whats wrong with my looks, cause Id sure like to know! Since I never get to talk to women, maybe I need a womans opinion about whats wrong with my looks physically(if anything)...
 

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dude professor looks dont fuckin matter im not fuckin brad pitt by any strect of the imagination and i get girls its just all attitude imo and having self confidence
 

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dude professor looks dont fuckin matter im not fuckin brad pitt by any strect of the imagination and i get girls its just all attitude imo and having self confidence
Seriously? Ive always been told looks DO matter, all my life.. Ah well, I don't have looks OR charm I guess(or money for that case).. Women are beyond my comprehension.. Either that I I don't look low-life enough for them! That's all I see in Portland! The ugliest, classless low life males with cute girls, and I can't figure out how that happens! hehe
 

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what scummy? you think I'm an old fuck? hahah... naw..just old enough to know better... sigh... life is more than our fucking egos.
Actually... if you never want to grow old... yea just keep to your values bro and work hard bro...
 
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Professor... u just gotta lower your standards. The big, not-so-pretty girl at the bar is prolly a better fuck anyways. I didn't mean that to sound offensive, it's just what a lot of my guy friends have told me.
 
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ok... I never understood that "find a fold and fuck it" saying. Why bother with a fold when she's got three orifaces (sp) ?
 

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"Hangin on the telephone" and "Heart of glass". I'm old as dirt :)


"You OK, Jim? How do you feel?"
"Young. I feel young!"'

- McCoy and Kirk, as they look at the Genesis planet

Oh and please don't take my references and quotes as any reflection to my geriatric state.
 

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