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@Matt Derrick : Can you imagine how much more bickering there would in the threads if StP members started fucking each other ?! Maybe not a fantastic idea to facilitate that :) Although I really would LOVE to see how StP people would write up a personal ad...
haha well i hadn't thought of the online drama aspect. but we might do it anyways just to see what happens.

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I can never quite tell when you're being serious and when you're just fucking with us :p
 
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@matt: If there is an online dating thread, there should also be a "bad fuck" thread, like the shady peeps thread. "Beware of Crosswalk, most recently in NOLA, has a black lab called Spacebag. He smoked my cigs and drank my beer all night, said he'd eat my pussy for an hour, then screwed me quite badly for all of 30 seconds before passing out and pissing all over my sleeping bag."
 

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@matt: If there is an online dating thread, there should also be a "bad fuck" thread, like the shady peeps thread. "Beware of Crosswalk, most recently in NOLA, has a black lab called Spacebag. He smoked my cigs and drank my beer all night, said he'd eat my pussy for an hour, then screwed me quite badly for all of 30 seconds before passing out and pissing all over my sleeping bag."
Hahaha... God I don't wanna play referee to that shit.
 
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Ya...that was a bit fascist of me. Honestly, I prolly would give Crosswalk a do-over. But DAMMIT it's so fucking annoying to share yer booze and cigs all night, and then get 30 seconds of shitty sex and somebody else's piss all over yer sleeping bag in return.
 

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Ya...that was a bit fascist of me. Honestly, I prolly would give Crosswalk a do-over. But DAMMIT it's so fucking annoying to share yer booze and cigs all night, and then get 30 seconds of shitty sex and somebody else's piss all over yer sleeping bag in return.
maybe you need to upgrade your company a little :p
 
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Oh Matt... you have no idea. I say the same thing to myself all the time, but those filthy/adorable crust boys get me every time, with their big infected puppy dog eyes. Then I wake up wasted and alone, and my cigs have mysteriously vanished... :( BTW good fucking job taming the server glitch beast !
 
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It's a bit of a curse, que no ? They're so cute and so fun, but if you're a hopeless romantic like myself, they're just automatic heart-breakers.
 

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Yep. never.

I guess I could take your advice and try harder. Though I would need to find someone I got along well enough w first I think. people generally are just exhausting, I can't keep up.
 

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@matt: If there is an online dating thread, there should also be a "bad fuck" thread, like the shady peeps thread. "Beware of Crosswalk, most recently in NOLA, has a black lab called Spacebag. He smoked my cigs and drank my beer all night, said he'd eat my pussy for an hour, then screwed me quite badly for all of 30 seconds before passing out and pissing all over my sleeping bag."
That is hi larious. yes.... ... I will smoke your cigs...and drink your beer all night... but if I say I'm gonna eat your pussy all night you better believe I'm bringing a head lamp and chapstick to the game.::woot::

Jeeze.... whats so hard about sticking to your word nowadays eh fellas... ... .... lol ::cigar::

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Did you catch that... eh eh? sticking to your word... heheh... ::drinkingbuddy::

Oh... and if I'm sober but just a bit stoned... then you can expect plenty of hydraulic action. ::borg::
 

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Senior year of highschool. 3 month relationship. I'm 23 now so nearly 4 or 5 years without a girlfriend and probably damn well near 2 years or less since I even had an intimate encounter with a gal. Besides holding hands and almost getting laid by a married woman, on an intoxicated night at a wedding last year. Hahahahah I'm like a monk and my hand gets me laid I don't care, no drama
 
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@Odin:

I hear the progressives in Denmark have added headlamps and chapstick to their squat outreach bags (along with clean rigs, alcohol prep pads, bleach kits, ECT) hoping to make oral sex better for everyone :)
 

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Women are not attracted to me period, and haven't been in MANY years, if EVER!! Personally I think Im too "pretty"(haha) for them!! Im not covered in tattoos, don't smoke or drink, don't look like a bum, and I don't dress like a lowlife! Therefore, in this day and age, women have no interest in someone with class and elegance.. So I probably wont be dating until my final end! A shame.. Ah well, I DO have some great porn! That's some consolation.
 

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@amandanotsuitcase damn... i guess that can seem like I was being a jerk...

anyway... i was not. I ilike women... a lot... although Im not promiscuous... so I was just being drunk and funny.... specially about the "whats wrong guys with the sticking to your word." joke... ... ... I know its not easy to read me... :/
 
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