I love her so much I can't stay hard

[Cobo]

So I've been fucking this girl. It's terrific. I'm falling in love with her, but I am just another boy to her. The other day I went soft for the first time in my life. I was looking into her eyes as we fucked and I realized that she is the most beautiful, innocent creature that is. I love her with my soul. I new then that if she doesn't love me back I am going to die and the prospect terrifies me.

I need to find a way to express my love her. I want to give her the most beautiful gift in the world. I've come seeking your wisdom, STP. My life is in your hands.

 

[MrD]

feelsbadman..
I cant give much advice, I fail at these things, just do not let your mind get in the way of your heart.

 

[Filth]

dont cheat on her?

 

[Alaska]

rofl @ picture.

I believe we went through this already, Cobo. Do what ya gotta do.

 

[venusinpisces]

I new then that if she doesn't love me back I am going to die and the prospect terrifies me.

I need to find a way to express my love her. I want to give her the most beautiful gift in the world.

First of all, it's never a good idea to be so dependent on any one person. If you really love her then find a way to support both yourself and her, that way she'll know you will be there for her during hard times.

 

[whaleofashrimp]

find a gay clubber type..they always have a viagra hookup..mix it with opiotes..fuck her 4 hours straght till all three holes are swolleen black and blue
pretend shes a woman u really hate..then hate fuck er if u dont want the chemicals...that works for me

 

[ericafuckyea]

whatever you do DO NOT tell her about the whole 'i'd die without you' thing. thats a scary thing to hear, and tends to breed resentment towards the person who said it. just continue doing whatever you're doing so far and be respectful, listen to her, show interest in her interests, etc. don't do cocaine as it will potentiate your current erection challenges. good luck.

 

[CXR1037]

hahahahahaha, oh wow

 

[catingeorgia]

ok stop...take a breath. what you should do in my opinion is ponder whether or not you are in love or infatuated. as is often seen in relationships where infatuation is involved obsession can be a roadblock to a good healthy relationship. do some soul searching on whats healthy and whats unhealthy. i would dare to presume that your comment on how "i am just another boy to her" shows me that you feel belittled in comparrison. all the signs are there and its time for you to get a better idea about who you should be with. maybe im wrong...if this is the case then quit putting the pussie on the pedestal. im just kidding but really....quit it

 

[catingeorgia]

find a gay clubber type..they always have a viagra hookup..mix it with opiotes..fuck her 4 hours straght till all three holes are swolleen black and blue
pretend shes a woman u really hate..then hate fuck er if u dont want the chemicals...that works for me

also an epic idea:hf:

 

[Ithyphallic]

Million times agree with what Catingeorgia said, I'm going through the same shit and it's all definitely shit to think about. Do what's right for you, make sure you're comfortable in your own skin and you're happy where your at in life and the lady you love will see that and react to it. One can't give of themselves unless they can recieve of themselves first.

 

[catingeorgia]

Million times agree with what Catingeorgia said, I'm going through the same shit and it's all definitely shit to think about. Do what's right for you, make sure you're comfortable in your own skin and you're happy where your at in life and the lady you love will see that and react to it. One can't give of themselves unless they can recieve of themselves first.

i gotta give it to ya ithyphallica. very well put

 

[Pr0ta90n15t]

Right, steal flowers for her...if you can find a pie on a windowsill, steal that too, then take pictures proving it happened and tell me where it is 'cause dammit, I want to steal at least one pie from a windowsill before I die.

 

[Deleted member 125]

get hard. its not hard.

 

[whaleofashrimp]

get hard. its not hard.

u ever try fucking a fat chick?

 

[wizehop]

The one who cares least controls the relation ship......you want to keep her don't worry so much and fuck her...girls like men who stay hard.

Like CCH says

 

[wokofshame]

viagra...duh

 

[Alaska]

Chubby girls are easier to stay hard for than bone-thin chicks... I just recently discovered this. Sucks the girl I'm with is 100 pounds right now and all. haha.

 

[Monkeywrench]

 

[louie]

doesnt anyone here have anything better to do?