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I like beer, wanna cuddle?

Matt Derrick

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haha this reminds me of the "crusty pickup lines" like, "i didn't know angels wore buttflaps" and "your dumpster, or mine?"
 
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"Baby, did you just crawl out of a dumpster? 'Cuz you look good enough to eat!"

Also, I am a very hairy average-weight ukulele-playing tribal-minded metalhead. Buy me xanax and whiskey and I shall cuddle with you. Whether you like it or not.
 

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