i survived the jurasic meteor strike..
i was right at Ground Zero, too..
saw all my other dinosaur friends getting blasted & fried & i kept asking "why not me??"
i musta been blown about 3000 miles, watching shit smoke & swirl & burn & fall & tumble..
hell.. i was hardly fucking hatched, when that happened...
& as i was arcing through the air, wondering about how the world was damn near destroyed, & how the fucking *rats* were goin' 't take over, figured i was a gonner, too..
trees & fish up over the clouds & bones... lots & lots & lots of damn bones..
& then when i landed??
all this crap started landing next to me, whacking me on the head & burning all my dinosaur hair up..
some of the stuff hittin' 'th ground was *eggs*..
mosta 'em broke..
but some?
they had really tough shells & just bounced & wobbled & kinda got sorta all deformed.. some even had cracks in 'em..
& since i saw this with my own two dinosaur fucking eyes?
lemme tell you... i *know* where you guys came from..
now.. i survived the Big Ass Meteorite, which is pretty fuckin' strange to begin with..
but then??
i survived the fucking Almost Atomic War (which i dunno if it's over yet or not..)
but *you* fuckers?
yer gonna have to survive donald trump..
& that's *really* fuckin' scary..