Welcome to STP
I know that you are The Bard, the writer, the timelord & now a wanderer from Cali so forgive me for not knowing what JAM is. I have been in a mid life crisis sans traveling for a few months & often it feels like my feet are stuck in Jam, or jelly that won't allow me to get my sorry ass moving to travel or for work. Please send some Jam east.. There is a new all in 1 appliance that has a toaster, coffee pot & griddle floating around STP & the internet lately. Perhaps I can find the dough to buy this appliance, use your jam spread it on some bread to help me get out of my funk.
Seriously though Welcome & umm send the Jam::woot::