The issue isn't the law, it's 1. my creepy-ass birth family,
So, running away from family? Well, family members can't really do much to you after you're of a certain age. Honestly, if you're just under that age, you're better off waiting here in the US until you are no longer minor status and your parents can no longer claim your dependence. I wouldn't risk crossing a border illegally given the amount of risk. You can always find an un-populated area to try and sneak by, just be prepared to have the right gear and not be afraid of some bush whacking. Just note, I don't personally recommend going this route. I really do hate how this world is so closed off and divided by borders.
Regarding the warrants agreed on them being bullshit, my friend has a standing warrant in Delaware. Unfortunately he slept with the clerk and rubbed off on her in the wrong kind of way so any time he goes to try and get his case resolved legitimately, he gets fucked by a rigged system and conflicting interests. It is a misdemeanor charge, and they haven't bothered picking him up.
and 2. the chances that I'll blast myself if I have to deal with this shit any longer. In Quebec there's people I trust who I could stay with, help out at their farmhouse in exchange for basics, not have to worry about money for a while.
That's okay, as long as you know for sure your friends in Quebec are okay with the potential legal risks. I'm not sure what the laws in Canada are, but I can imagine housing an illegal immigrant in exchange for work could be sketch.
TL
R, If you can, try to stay in US if you're still dealing with minor status bullshit.