"Stuck on a fuckin train in Montana!
Stuck on a fuckin train in Montana!
Up against the wall, bored outta my skull, goddamnit!"
"Goin' to Ohio...
What an awful destination.
Goin' to that cold ass motherfuckin shithole, that I'm leavin
They don't take kindly to our types
On that mistake on the lake they call Cleveland"
"On a train in montana, you can get drunk and talk to strangers. (woohoo!)
On a train in montana, you can get drunk and read a book! (YEEHAWW)
On a train in montana, you can get fuckin drunk and just... fall down a hole!
On a train in montana, you can masturbate... In a bathroom stall!"
All from Montana by The Taxpayers. Funny song.
Stuck on a fuckin train in Montana!
Up against the wall, bored outta my skull, goddamnit!"
"Goin' to Ohio...
What an awful destination.
Goin' to that cold ass motherfuckin shithole, that I'm leavin
They don't take kindly to our types
On that mistake on the lake they call Cleveland"
"On a train in montana, you can get drunk and talk to strangers. (woohoo!)
On a train in montana, you can get drunk and read a book! (YEEHAWW)
On a train in montana, you can get fuckin drunk and just... fall down a hole!
On a train in montana, you can masturbate... In a bathroom stall!"
All from Montana by The Taxpayers. Funny song.