"I'm not an alcoholic. Sometimes I go days without drinking."
"When the world ends I'll probably be sitting in my Ozark Trails tent."
"I'm so glad I found some weed... I can't shave unless I'm high."
"I bet the yuppies on that tourist train are thinking, 'Hmmmm, I wonder how much they pay those guys to sit by the tracks dressed like hobos and pretend to get drunk.'"
"Wow Beetle can sing? I thought her only talent was putting away bottles of vodka."
"Why would I want to live my life by a book that says I can't be a drunken shitstick and its wrong to sodomize your mom?"
"If someone asks me what the hell we're supposed to be, I'm gonna be like, a traveling pile of crap."
"I saw that my life was a vast glowing empty page and I could do anything I wanted." Jack Kerouac
"Most of my friends are into strange things I don't totally understand--and with a few shameful exceptions I wish them all well. Who am I, after all, to tell some friend that he shouldn't change his name to Oliver High, get rid of his family and join a Satanism cult in Seattle? Or to argue with another friend who wants to buy a single-shot Remington fireball so he can go out and shoot cops from a safe distance? Whatever's right, I say. Never fuck with a friend's head by accident. And if their private trips get out of control now and then--well, you do what has got to be done." H. S. Thompson
3-Mutable. The keystone here is adaptation, harmonizing; Wisdom and love are crystallized from the two preceding forces.
-C. AQ. LIBRA
The mynahs are like electric light. They don't belong to anybody.
The transitions from to life to death and back to life are so ghostly easy, a magical action for naught! Like falling asleep and waking up again a million times, the utter casualness and deep ignorance of it. I realized it was only because of the stability of the intrinsic Mind that these ripples of birth and death took place, like the action of the wind on a sheet of pure, serene, mirror-like water. I felt sweet, swinging bliss
Kerouac ofc, on the road
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
Be sure not to roar at bees and don't hurt the cur and if the tennis party comes on with everybody's hirtless don't make eyes at the searchlight or the sun'll kick a girls ass right back at you cats and all, with boxes of fruit an oranges thrown in.
Kerouac again, dharma bums.
The people who did nothing, wh were merely waited on, had all the space.
Vonnegut, deadeye dick
You are going toward a greater love than you have ever known. You are going toward the best, the greatest love, and it is easy. It is so easy, and you are doing it so beautifully.
Laura Huxley to aldous as he lay dying
It was a hard path and a dangerous path, a crooked way and a lonely and a long.
Live by the foam that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
Cats cradle, Vonnegut
Yknow the earth is a fresh planet, why worry about anything?
Dharma bums again
Though the flesh may be bugged, the circumstances of existence are prett glorious.
Drama bums yet once more
If I could get an animal it would be a dolphin. I want one so bad. My m and I went swimming with dolphins and I was like 'how do we get one of these' and she was like 'you can't get a dolphin. What're you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?'
The esteemed miss Miley Cyrus.
"I have no particular love for the idealised 'worker' as he appears in the bourgeois Communist's mind, but when I see an actual flesh-and-blood worker in conflict with his natural enemy, the policeman, I do not have to ask myself which side I am on"
- George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$75.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully this will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$100.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$105.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.