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NickCofphee
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Let this be an example of how you should handle police, ESPECIALLY if you have warrants, drugs, illegal weapons, etc. And likewise if you are doing nothing wrong and have nothing on you.
So I was in Roseville. Took the 93 bus over from Sacramento after visiting Meatroll and was on my way back south. I was walking along Atkinson St. and heading towards a spot to wait and catch out. (on a side note, the "tree" sucks now. There's better spots.) Anywho, I was thinking it seemed likely that some cop was going to pull over for no apparent reason and I was already preparing in my head what to say. Sure enough, a Placer County sherrif passed me and pulled a U turn. "Meet me over on that white line." I walked over to where he said to go. He stepped out and I noticed his name tag said "EVANS" (for those of you who may encounter this douchebag in the future) Our conversation went as follows, to the best of my memory:
Officer Evans: "How's it going?"
Me: "Allright."
Cop:"Where you headed to?"
Me:"Down the road."
Cop:"Where you from?"
Me:"I'm kind of in a hurry, I really can't talk right now."
Cop: "Ok. Do you have any ID?"
Me:"Yeah."
Cop:"Can I see it?"
Me:"Why do you want to see my ID?"
Cop: "Someone recently robbed a house in this area matching your description." (Smelling bullshit...)
Me:"What was the description?"
Cop: "A male wearing a backpack, with brown hair."
Me:" How is showing you my ID going to prove about how I may or may not have robbed this house?" (thanks veggie guy for that line!)
Cop: "It does because we already know who did it."
STOP. At this point I knew for a fact that this cop was completely full of shit. He already knew who "did it"? Really? REALLY? Assuming he did, (which I highly doubt a robbery actually occured), and that person was NOT me, then he would already know that the person wasn't me. If he already knew it WAS me, then I'd be in handcuffs and in the backseat of his car, not chit chatting with officer dipshit.
Me:"Really? What's his name?"
Cop:"We already know who did it, so how about showing me your ID."
Me: "If I'm not being detained, I really have to get going already."
Cop:" Why don't you just show me your ID? Do you have any warrants?"
Me: "No, I don't have any warrants. Look, I really have to get going.."
Cop: "I'd really like to see your ID. If you don't have anything to hide, then it shouldn't matter, right?"
Me: "I can't really talk, I have to get going. Am I being detained? If not I'm going to leave now."
Cop:" Are you saying that you are refusing to cooperate with me?"
(cops do this to trick you into thinking you're breaking some law)
Me:"Officer, I'm not trying to disrespect you or anything. I'm just saying that if I'm not being detained, I'm really going to have to be on my way at this point."
Cop:"Well you ARE disrespecting me. Are you really going to go ahead and do this to me?"
Then there was an extremely uncomfortable stare off. I mean, I was staring into his eyes and him back. Mind you he was about 6'5" and just a few feet away. I think about 15 seconds passed, but it felt like 5 minutes to me.
Me:"I'm sorry officer, I don't mean any disrespect. Am I free to go now?"
Cop:"I think I've made it clear you're free to go if you want to, though I'd highly advise against that."
I started to slowly step away at this point.
Me:"Well, I'm going to leave then..."
Cop:"If I catch you with anything, I'm not cutting you any breaks."
Me: "Fair enough." (why'd I say that?)
I walked away towards the Roseville Market. He followed me and parked out front. I bought a few things and sat out on the bench/table eating until he got bored and left.
I did have a misdemeanor warrant. But what difference did that make? Whether I had a warrant, no warrant, or 10 pounds of heroin in my bag, it is something the cop didn't know. All these stories I constantly hear about people being fucked with by cops and cooperating make me sick. Don't do it! Cops are trained to make you uncomfortable and think it's in your best interest to cooperate. Tell 'em to fuck off, but do it with a "yessir" or yessss maam"!!
So I was in Roseville. Took the 93 bus over from Sacramento after visiting Meatroll and was on my way back south. I was walking along Atkinson St. and heading towards a spot to wait and catch out. (on a side note, the "tree" sucks now. There's better spots.) Anywho, I was thinking it seemed likely that some cop was going to pull over for no apparent reason and I was already preparing in my head what to say. Sure enough, a Placer County sherrif passed me and pulled a U turn. "Meet me over on that white line." I walked over to where he said to go. He stepped out and I noticed his name tag said "EVANS" (for those of you who may encounter this douchebag in the future) Our conversation went as follows, to the best of my memory:
Officer Evans: "How's it going?"
Me: "Allright."
Cop:"Where you headed to?"
Me:"Down the road."
Cop:"Where you from?"
Me:"I'm kind of in a hurry, I really can't talk right now."
Cop: "Ok. Do you have any ID?"
Me:"Yeah."
Cop:"Can I see it?"
Me:"Why do you want to see my ID?"
Cop: "Someone recently robbed a house in this area matching your description." (Smelling bullshit...)
Me:"What was the description?"
Cop: "A male wearing a backpack, with brown hair."
Me:" How is showing you my ID going to prove about how I may or may not have robbed this house?" (thanks veggie guy for that line!)
Cop: "It does because we already know who did it."
STOP. At this point I knew for a fact that this cop was completely full of shit. He already knew who "did it"? Really? REALLY? Assuming he did, (which I highly doubt a robbery actually occured), and that person was NOT me, then he would already know that the person wasn't me. If he already knew it WAS me, then I'd be in handcuffs and in the backseat of his car, not chit chatting with officer dipshit.
Me:"Really? What's his name?"
Cop:"We already know who did it, so how about showing me your ID."
Me: "If I'm not being detained, I really have to get going already."
Cop:" Why don't you just show me your ID? Do you have any warrants?"
Me: "No, I don't have any warrants. Look, I really have to get going.."
Cop: "I'd really like to see your ID. If you don't have anything to hide, then it shouldn't matter, right?"
Me: "I can't really talk, I have to get going. Am I being detained? If not I'm going to leave now."
Cop:" Are you saying that you are refusing to cooperate with me?"
(cops do this to trick you into thinking you're breaking some law)
Me:"Officer, I'm not trying to disrespect you or anything. I'm just saying that if I'm not being detained, I'm really going to have to be on my way at this point."
Cop:"Well you ARE disrespecting me. Are you really going to go ahead and do this to me?"
Then there was an extremely uncomfortable stare off. I mean, I was staring into his eyes and him back. Mind you he was about 6'5" and just a few feet away. I think about 15 seconds passed, but it felt like 5 minutes to me.
Me:"I'm sorry officer, I don't mean any disrespect. Am I free to go now?"
Cop:"I think I've made it clear you're free to go if you want to, though I'd highly advise against that."
I started to slowly step away at this point.
Me:"Well, I'm going to leave then..."
Cop:"If I catch you with anything, I'm not cutting you any breaks."
Me: "Fair enough." (why'd I say that?)
I walked away towards the Roseville Market. He followed me and parked out front. I bought a few things and sat out on the bench/table eating until he got bored and left.
I did have a misdemeanor warrant. But what difference did that make? Whether I had a warrant, no warrant, or 10 pounds of heroin in my bag, it is something the cop didn't know. All these stories I constantly hear about people being fucked with by cops and cooperating make me sick. Don't do it! Cops are trained to make you uncomfortable and think it's in your best interest to cooperate. Tell 'em to fuck off, but do it with a "yessir" or yessss maam"!!