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19 Ways To Have Dirty Hot Sex In a Hammock

The Maya were deeply religious, and worshiped a many Gods related to nature, such as the sun, the moon, rain and corn.

The Maya society had aristocratic roles (Kings) , or “kuhul ajaw” (holy lords), who claimed to be related to gods and followed a hereditary succession. They were thought to serve as mediators between the gods and people on earth, and performed the elaborate religious ceremonies and rituals so important to the Maya culture.

You may also know them from the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar predicted all our deaths in 2012. But since that didn’t happen we can still enjoy the comforts of our hammocks.

Should you be feeling a bit adventurous these deeply religious Mayans did like to experiment with some erotic sex positions. (Who would have thunk it!)

Should you need another excuse to buy a hammock here are 19

1. Deer/Vanado
The softness and beauty of the Deer/LaSauvidad Y Beleza del Venado


2. Rainstorm/Tormenta
First comes the lighting than thunder then the rainstorm/ Primero Viene el Relampago y el trueno y despues la tormenta


3. Wind/Viento
Blowing in the wind/metiendo el viento


4. Dog/Perro
A Dog’s instinct/El instinto del perro


5. Earth/Tierra

Mother earth conceives the seed of creation/La Madre Tierra concire la semilla de creacion


6. Monkey/Mana
Swinging and Playing Like a Monkey/Girando y ugando Como Um Mono


7. Serpent/Serpiente
The Sensational Movements of The Serpent/Los Movimentos Sensacionales De La Serpiente


8. Light/Luz
The New Morning Light Of The Sun/La Nueva Luz Del Sol De La Manana


9. Lizard/Lagarta
The Long Tongue of The Lizard/La Lengua Large Del Lagarto


10. Vulture/Buitre
The Grip of The Vulture/ElControl Del Buitre


11. Death/Murta
Driving it all The Way To Death/Empujandolo con fuerza hasta la muerta


12. Water/Agua
Drink of Water of The Valley/Tomando Agua Del Valle


13. Road/Camina
Laying in the Middle of The Road/Poniendoso En Medio Camino


14. Rabbit/Coneja
Be Fruitful and Multiple Like Rabbits/Sea Fructifero y Multiple Com Los Canejos


15. Night/Noche
The Stillness of The Night/Quitud De La Noche


16. Jaguer/Jaguar
The Purring comfort of the Jaguar/el ronroned consuelo del jaguar


17. Earth/Tierra
Mother Earth conceives the seed of creation/la madre tierra concire la semilla de creacion


Open wings flying through the air in eagles paradise/alas abiertas que vuelan a traves del aire en el paraiso de las aguilas


19.Flint/Pedernal de Piedra
The incision of the flint stone/la incision del perdenal de piedra


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Jul 28, 2011
Rochester, NY
Well. Ahem. In a stable hammock with a slim mattress - :)

Now the mesh kinda stuff - you'd get the slap of reality. hehe For one thing I'd have a mesh imprint on my butt that would probably take 3 months to go away - explain that one! Not to mention of taking a wild 180 and smacking my head on the ground ;)

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Apparently these Mayan's are super graceful swans or something... Considering I slipped on an ice cube and spilled food all over myself yesterday I'm going to sit this one out.

Kim Chee

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Three different ways to lick pussy:p


Kim Chee

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Has nobody figured out that hammocks are meant to be layed in diagnally? It's much more stable.

Some prefer laying diagonally, but I'll be having a number 4, a number 12 and number 16 in all their instability;)


Oct 12, 2016
drummonds, tn.
if the hammock is a rockin don't come a knockin. better be sure those ropes are tied off correctly or its an accident waiting to happen.

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I flipped over not even having sex in a hammock. I'm too scarred for life, but more power to anyone that wants to do it.

T Spoon

Jan 23, 2017
Phoenix, AZ
these guys are some graceful motherfuckers because i sure as fuck wouldn't try these in my hammock.

needless to say, i've had some of the best sex of my life in my hammock. could've been the psychoactive substances, could've been the blood moon, could've been the hammock. but who knows.

Will Wood

Apr 9, 2016
If I tried any of that I'd flip the hammock and be dumped onto the ground. But, I'd still give it a try..

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