Making love in hammock feels more like dancing than making love. In a good way, I almost feel like the hammock becomes another partner, a twosome becomes a threesome as you're more readily subjected to gravity and movements are magnified and muffled. You'll get really turned on by this but eventually the hammock will become the focal point, this is where the problems arise. When I was having regular sex in a hammock it was a fun novelty but eventually my partner at the time and I realized that we were more attracted to the hammock than eachother.
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$75.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully this will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$100.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$100.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.