19 Ways To Have Dirty Hot Sex In a Hammock (1 Viewer)

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*Currently running to the gear store to steal a hammock*

I can see the craigslist ad already:

"Hung females only..."
 
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Making love in hammock feels more like dancing than making love. In a good way, I almost feel like the hammock becomes another partner, a twosome becomes a threesome as you're more readily subjected to gravity and movements are magnified and muffled. You'll get really turned on by this but eventually the hammock will become the focal point, this is where the problems arise. When I was having regular sex in a hammock it was a fun novelty but eventually my partner at the time and I realized that we were more attracted to the hammock than eachother.
 

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best gay sex I ever had was in a hammock. tie a rope above the hammock length wise so your partner can hang on and bounce and bounce and bounce....
 

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On a side note, HOW LOW DID THESE MAYANS HANG THEIR HAMMOCKS?!

I look at some of these and I think "Wow, I'm WAAYY too short for THAT shit."

I'd try these out, just to be able to go down the list and check them off.
 

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