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Women is a riot! Though at my age it hits too close to home. I've climbed a lot. The metaphor for me in that experience was always "Yea, your on the peak, but ya still gotta get down." The peak is only the half way point. Ya dig?

@Bushpig You a funny dood! :) Welcome. This was a fun thread to read. I always thought the same thing about black guys not liking mayo; always hot sauce. they even made that joke in the movie Undercover Brother w Tim Meadows. Maybe. Theeeennnn, I worked at this cheesesteak place when I was...

I LOVED Bukowski when I was young and angry, as I got older I find his prose depressing. Some of his fiction stuff his still humorous, Ham on Rye is a good romp. @StarMage have you read David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest? Its a BEAST. But a good read if you are commited and may help you out...

Bukowski fan I take it? 😊 Try and find Bang the Piano like a Percussion Instrument until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit. Your post could be on the first page Or any of his prose. I think youll be able to relate

@Athena212 I use a pencil rig too, and have always been happy with it. Its tedious and fun! I start w a 3rl to do the first lines, then go over it with a 9rl to darken and thicken it up. In my experience to get them to come out good you just need the patience to go over the lines a dozen and a...

Well said, Matt. 😊 I thought this thread was going to turn into a shit show. Its nice when people can disagree with each other but still show respect for one another.

Europe is big my friend. If you can give a more specific region I could share some experiences. Cost of living would be the first thing I would look into if I were you. In regards to HI; have you ever lived on an island? I lived on St Thomas for ten months and being surrounded by ocean did...

Because we are all so indoctrinated in the modern world, which is designed to tickle our senses with fast food and internet porn and all the rest. We get consumed in the noise and forget to look inward. It's easy to do and I am guilty of it as well. But I am always happiest and healthiest after...

Glad I took decided to go with the chorus! The idea of hate speech is silly to me bc it lacks the common sense to discern the intent of the the speaker. @Brodiesel710 was being silly and making a joke at noone's expense. Thats' clear. Laughing is a good thing. Sticks and stones, yo!

Stong selfie game yo! The "awwww, guuuuys, you shouldnt have..." face is a tough one to pull off! :)

Change motorcycle to bicycle and we could be the same person! Welcome. 😊

This is great, made me chuckle. I'll respond proper when I can be bothered by it. Looks like you and I are the only ones interested in reading our walls of text. :) LIke the VIP section of STP. STP VIP!

Puerto Rico?

Dearest @StarMage, If I may... In regards to looking to quell weariness and chaos in ya; the outlet for anarchy is not found in cybertrashing in London. That would be plugging into the source. You like paganism and wicca stuff. Which is essentially nature worship. Nature is chaos and to...

I'll see your idiocy and raise it to; Until this thread, I thought Israel was part of Europe.....

For anyone interesting in learning how @Crazy Hobo Johnny got his name somehow he managed to get his answer in my quote, so just expand. And Crazy or not, telling kids there are witches in woods is a always a good policy.

Alley-ooooop! Sticking w the sports references, lob city! You chris paul. Yes sir, i was like 10, Ive never seen a checkers out west. Now stop. Youll get me in trouble again

When I was a kid we would go to this fast food place called Checkers. They're version of the Big Mac was called The Big Buford. Being white, we pronounced it 'be-you-ford' but everyone that worked there would pronounced it 'boo-fer' We of course thought this was hilarious, so my dad would ask as...

Who's on first. @Juan Derlust Sticking w baseball jargon, ya jabber jockey; You are the Tony Gwynn of posting Just short bloopers over the infield, but you get on base. Nothing spectacular, but consistent *Butt Stuff---not very awkard though--- I have a group of friends that call me Soup...

And if you feel like i feel, baby then c'mon, oh c'moooon, Lets get it flaaaan ah, baby, lets get it flan

Here's another really amazing experience I had w Denali, and one of the coolest things I have ever done, as I rarely have money to do this type of thing. I was chillin at that coffee spot in Glitter Gulch just outside the Denali NP entrance. I meet this dood who is up from the lower 48 for the...

Once I was in Fort Lauderdale chilling, drinking coffee at a 7-11 at 3 am. I was wide awake as some sprinklers had just chased me off from the cozy little spot where I had decided to sleep. I had nowhere to go, so I was just killing time until I could go watch the sunrise at the beach. I'm...

And Howdy to you! I'm Michael. I'm 39 and still havent become an adult. Any tips?

Dont ever stop! From how to find an orgy, to how to live in Israel, to a work space, we love it all! If you are serious about it, youtube "do it yourself worksheds" and dick around; and I guarantee you'll find something you like that would be cheap and feasible to build. However I am more...

I don't blame him for avoiding it. :) @Crazy Hobo Johnny , while I got you in this private stall, I am curious. You seem to be one of the more rational members here on STP. How did you earn the moniker "crazy hobo"? My name is easy to figure out... Mother Fucking Bitch :)

Right on Dood, anytime. Could you imagine what a lovely world it would be if all our friends supported what we worked on?!?!? When I was in my teens I went through this phase were I would only listen to music that my friends made. These things are important. Anyhow, good stuff, keep up the good...

Found that shot of Denali I was able to get while at Wonder Lake. Obviously the pic does it no justice. The size of it is enormous; and its hard to see how big it really is in a pic. You can feel how big it is when you are that close, as if it has its own gravitational field. Denali IS the...

This is debatable; as mostly 'what is good for us' is decided based solely on physical effects without any consideration for the effect they have on one's mental and emotional states and well being. Cigarettes may be bad for you; but I can say unequivocally that they are good for me. :)

@Odin, oh mightiest of Norse Gods, Right right, the point of my ghey little thought was that my god wants me to do what makes me happy; but nothing to please her/him. Personally, I like drugs and booty shakin'.

This gave me a great idea for a new business called When the Shit Hits the Fan Where I will sell only toilets and ceiling fans.

I like this. I've always thought; my god doesn't want me to pray, s/he what me to do drugs and dance.

How are the shawarmas? I've never known any Israelis. I have been close with a lot of turkish folks; they seem to be a warm and thoughtful culture.

Cool! I had never heard that term before, just did a quick googley. Makes sense, I would think fresh water is an issue the further west from the Jordan you get, yea?

@Wheat2020 Breakfast of champions! And Lightening rod! My friend, I am learning you get an idea in your head and zoom away with it without giving it much thought? Have you been outta the states? Its very feasible, but there are a lot of logistics when it comes to long periods in another...

Now-ish. You can still fly domestically fairly easily. I chatted w my stepmom's brother today, who is a pilot for Delta. He said his routes haven't been cut at all, but its been mostly cargo and only 10-15 people on planes that should have 100. I was just rueing the cheap airfare perusing...

Oh, shit, sorry, I thought we were being silly. I would love to discuss this seriously. Agreed. Sadly. It's the main reason I've always stayed clean cut. When I was young, rides have asked me if I am military. Aesthetics has never been important to me, so I could give fudge how I look, but knew...

This is What happens when you get a couple doods that are comfortable with thier sexuality all hepped up on free love and orgies for days on end. ;/

I'd love to be bound by it!

All my favorite STPers right in a row! Hi!

It is a shame about everest. O2 bottles errwhere. Bc its the tallest? Its a friggin highway now. All for the sake of glory. Which defeats the purpose for me. In CO, Ill often climb 12,000 or 13,000 ft peaks bc if its a 14er, there are always a lot of people on it, just bc "its a 14er!" A...

@Juan Derlust I'll see if I can change my user name to dick, since you cant seem to keep my name out of your mouth. ;)

A microwave doesnt brown the meat.

Whats the difference between a microwave and @Juan Derlust 's crayon hole?

Sure is. Years ago I was island hopping in the Caribbean and ended up camping on Lenny Kravitz's property on Eleuthera for 2 nights. And since we're name dropping; when I was a kid I saw Andrea the Giant at the airport once. Highlight of my childhood.

As much as Ill complain about them, Cell phones and the like do make international travel so much easier though. I was in my early 20s when I did Europe, and had to use MAPS! Remember those? Lonely Planet books to find hostels, you show up in a new city and have no clue where to go. Now I have...

When I was 18 or 19 I did a couple toots with his daughter Ashley. True story.

@Tengu91 RIght, my list of things I want to see is so big Ive just admitted to myself I wont get to see it all. And. Way Cool Nik!!! Thanks for the links. Well done on your story on Tales to Terrified. I WAS terrified! Reminds me of a classic campfire story you would tell some kiddos. Good...

Ah, yes, the great Eminiminus. From whom I learned to "sit back with this pack of zig zags and this weed" I know @Juan Derlust is a big fan of him too... because "nothing comes out when he moves his lips, just a bunch of ....." I heard him and MGK been beefin' or something. Gotta keep up with...

Right right, friend. Lots of good panning in this thread! But. What I am asking is what specific nuggets resonate with you? Which nuggets do you find comfort in? Am I wrong in assuming the whole 'global village idiot' schtick is a facade for a very intellectual mind?

We'd love to hear what works for you Juanse'? Drop some knowledge on us, Ol man? No gibberish -This thread is in the early running for Comeback Thread of the Year.