Ok.. so, to tell you the truth, i nam 58, & i think i've sen a girl pee about 3 times in my life, & really not very completely, at that.. should give you an idea of my co-gender experience..
hence i know what a guy needs to effectively piss at 2 or 3 AM in a fucking van, since no one else is around & all you may have are sake' & water bottles to scramble through..
get something like "simply orange" or something with about a 2 1/2" diameter opening..
my dick, though it has temporal magic, is 6" or so long, however it is determined that these things are measured from..
i have other stuff way bigger, but.. it just processes what i piss.. & is hella more important, i suspect..
in any case, avoid jalapeno pepper bottles, unless drained & emptied;
this is stuff to be carefull of..
before i was 35, i just used to piss out the door..
bro of mine told me how a piss bottle could save a little undue examination..
be carefull where you place it,
make sure you don't mistake for Listerine or some such shit..
def *NOT* for jalapenos..
or listerine,. sonabitches.. def def def def not..
that shit sucks..
anyways..
humor, but keep yer piss bags identified..
for fuckin' sure..
hence i know what a guy needs to effectively piss at 2 or 3 AM in a fucking van, since no one else is around & all you may have are sake' & water bottles to scramble through..
get something like "simply orange" or something with about a 2 1/2" diameter opening..
my dick, though it has temporal magic, is 6" or so long, however it is determined that these things are measured from..
i have other stuff way bigger, but.. it just processes what i piss.. & is hella more important, i suspect..
in any case, avoid jalapeno pepper bottles, unless drained & emptied;
& tonight??
i *believe* i am pissing in a mason jar (homebum that i am) &* i mistake the large bottle of jalapenos (no shit!!) for my mason jar..
&...????
having dipped my dick therein???
i realize i am in * the wrong fucking jar *
.
& suddenly?
my dick lights up...
& is ignited,....
this is stuff to be carefull of..
before i was 35, i just used to piss out the door..
bro of mine told me how a piss bottle could save a little undue examination..
be carefull where you place it,
make sure you don't mistake for Listerine or some such shit..
def *NOT* for jalapenos..
or listerine,. sonabitches.. def def def def not..
that shit sucks..
anyways..
humor, but keep yer piss bags identified..
for fuckin' sure..