who wants to get hitched?

[Joe Btfsplk]

Be sneaky and try the gay marriage avenue. Find an overseas male, agree to a business deal of no children, then divorce. No prisoners.

 

[deleted17310]

okay here's the thing about okay here's the thing about getting hitched for citizenship Immigration and Naturalization Services has been doing this shit for a long time they know the tricks you actually have to live with this person at least to give them your citizenship in the US you're going to be interviewed you both need to know what you had for dinner three nights ago because at the same time and someone is asking you someone that is asking her the same question in another room what color is her toothbrush? What was her childhood best friend's name? It's all sorts of stuff like that they're asking that being said I am very interested in selling my American citizenship to a foreigner who would like to join the club I've already been married once and it disillusioned with the whole concept so my hand in marriage is up for sale to the highest bidder so to fatima, ling wa, svetlana, and niese njunga. Will you marry me (and buy me a small rv, nothing too fancy but a decent model somewhere in the 10,000 dollar range) then I can go on a honeymoon and you can swear to protect a country than untill just now hated you and wanted you thrown out

 

[Matt Derrick]

okay here's the thing about okay here's the thing about getting hitched for citizenship Immigration and Naturalization Services has been doing this shit for a long time they know the tricks you actually have to live with this person at least to give them your citizenship in the US you're going to be interviewed you both need to know what you had for dinner three nights ago because at the same time and someone is asking you someone that is asking her the same question in another room what color is her toothbrush? What was her childhood best friend's name? It's all sorts of stuff like that they're asking that being said I am very interested in selling my American citizenship to a foreigner who would like to join the club I've already been married once and it disillusioned with the whole concept so my hand in marriage is up for sale to the highest bidder so to fatima, ling wa, svetlana, and niese njunga. Will you marry me (and buy me a small rv, nothing too fancy but a decent model somewhere in the 10,000 dollar range) then I can go on a honeymoon and you can swear to protect a country than untill just now hated you and wanted you thrown out

i think you picked the wrong week to stop doing methamphetamine.

 

[Shwhiskey Gumimaci]

My mom has her UK citizenship maybe youcan convince her

 

[Matt Derrick]

My mom has her UK citizenship maybe youcan convince her

would that mean i could be your dad for realsies?

 

[Shwhiskey Gumimaci]

would that mean i could be your dad for realsies?

Holy shit! That would be fucking crazy

 

[Odin]

Pappy Derrick???

...crowd fund the wedding and hold it at slab city!

 

[roughdraft]

this is an interesting topic

i had an opportunity like this recently that i decided against

still i have been thinking about how i could have hopped on it

 

[Gypsybones]

Stp citizenship marriage trade? I'm in!

@Matt Derrick, do up an application and I'll fill that shit out. I'm all for expatriateing, but some how i think Europe might be a hard nut-to-crack, with all the Trumpites and what not. I'm thinking less folks are willing to come here.