Well we're not here to fuck spiders, mate. (1 Viewer)


Gone Walkabout
Mar 5, 2017
Wakkawakka Country (Qld, Australia)
Hearing about some fellow Aussie's holidaying in America using that phrase to fuck with locals have me a good giggle (hey, it's a national pastime to take the piss out of ourselves and see what we can get away with saying!).

It reminded me of this photo, just to confirm cliches.

Had this unwelcome surprise when walking through the Roma Street Parklands in Brisbane after a fair bit of rain. The little bastards were everywhere.

While they were harmless, they still scare the hell outta me!


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Jul 11, 2017
New York shitty, NY
Learned this expression here and DEFINITELY bringing it back to the states where there is next to no context but still just as brilliant in my mind

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