this place i foun' on the intranet fer hobos

[DumpsterNeedle]

hi ma name is earth muffin. ma real name is dumpsterneedle but i go by earthmuffin to spite my mother-sister who named me dumpsterneedle to spite her mother-aunt. anyways i cum from a long line of blue coller workin' class women and a longer line of pussy whipped immigrant men.... starvin artist types, yu no. i run away to join the circus cupple years ago but the circus wudnt have me onna count of that ther a bunch a trained college-attendended degree havers and ther boss works in an office somewheres and ain't ever been to a real circus. so anywise i been justa goin to them "rainbow gatherins" cuz they got that free food and i like them mammas that are harrier then me cuz it remines me of my sister-mamma back home. i can't say where ma home is cuz well thats anuther story. for the ladies i'll say ima good lookin man and a'm real good at lyin thru ma teeth so thatll probly help our potential relationship when we get to that arguin stage a cupple days in, onnna count of that hwisky tung i inherited frum ma pa.

 

[andthesaloon]

Well, welcome, dumpsterneedle.

 

[nomadman]

uh, welcome dumpsterneedle. Hope you find what you're searching for here on STP, good luck!

 

[5ealchris]

Did anyone else imagine that the OP was talking like Cletus from the Simpsons when you read it???

 

[piratehobo]

Did anyone else imagine that the OP was talking like Cletus from the Simpsons when you read it???

HUAHAHAHA!! yes I did!!, but I also imagined cooder the carny from the circus episode of the simpsons

 

[MrD]

Did anyone else imagine that the OP was talking like Cletus from the Simpsons when you read it???

lol, exactly.
notsureiftroll.
I hope....

 

[CXR1037]

Fuck.

 

[MrD]

Fuck.

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[Diagaro]

Exactly what the fuck is this shit . . .

 

[Spit]

This guy sounds like my kinda guy.