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I've sat and pondered for a week now, as I am a man who truly thinks before he acts by now, this is a simple request.
As I sat upon my crate, smoked my apple which of course it shall inebriate,
I ponder if...
Joey ApplePipe sounds great.
If you relate may you reinstate my username to this?
 
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I had an, impromptu
poem in my head....
but when I clicked post,
it seemed to send me to an image that is attached...
But in all honesty the point of this thread, which may sound self centered or, ego-is whatever which honestly I don't give a fuck if you think that, with all due respect I just wish to be known here as Joey ApplePipe ... that's all thank you for reading ... <3
 

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Sir Joey ApplePipe, formerly thine knoweth as ApplePipe Joe. From hence forth thou shall be knownst throughout thy community as Joey ApplePipe. Thine community observeth thou ego dost thou not covet nor giveth fucks to those whom judgeth thee as thee shall inebriate whilst pondering thine next name change from uponeth thine crate.

Sincerely
Oneth of the oneseth in power.
 

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Sir Joey ApplePipe, formerly thine knoweth as ApplePipe Joe. From hence forth thou shall be knownst throughout thy community as Joey ApplePipe. Thine community observeth thou ego dost thou not covet nor giveth fucks to those whom judgeth thee as thee shall inebriate whilst pondering thine next name change from uponeth thine crate.

Sincerely
Oneth of the oneseth in power.
@Engineer J Lupo Can you do wedding's as well? ;)
 

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Sir Joey ApplePipe, formerly thine knoweth as ApplePipe Joe. From hence forth thou shall be knownst throughout thy community as Joey ApplePipe. Thine community observeth thou ego dost thou not covet nor giveth fucks to those whom judgeth thee as thee shall inebriate whilst pondering thine next name change from uponeth thine crate.

Sincerely
Oneth of the oneseth in power.
fucking brilliant. thanks for the good laugh
 
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