so i totally got laid on skype last night

[Kim Chee]

read the post, carefully.

if you want.

makes no difference to me, at all.

i have better things to do than throw shit at people i don't know.

But...you make time to lie?
Kindly accept my poopie pile as gratitude for your lying.

 

[creature]

i see, however, that since i have now gone to examine *your* content, my access to it is limited..

fine..

dunno if i could have dredged it up, since the thread is deleted, but hey..

censorship is a good thing, right?

 

[creature]

whatever, my friend..
i've said what i've said, & it is said.

i am often *mistaken*.. more than enough to know i am the purest dickwad to leave the cum of satan, should such a being exist..

but i rarely, rarely, rarely lie.

 

[creature]

we're done.

 

[Matt Derrick]

enough is enough folks... ya'll are ruining my otherwise hilarious thread

 

[Deleted member 2626]

Creature you are one angry person mannnn chill out a second

 

[Odin]

I for the most part I like creatures ramblings... For one part,,, with age comes the benefit of the doubt. Ramble on friend I find lots of wisdom in-between and throughout your words.
And experience in all its forms is not to be ever swept aside.
Take heed and patience. Seek thee consul. Where you may not expect it.
Cuz youth makes us blind to years of our contemporaries development of mind.
And if we cross paths.
My campfire is yours and my stories can be exchanged with yours.
mmmmmmichael made a fembot joke and creature reacted with rote.
Yet give patience a chance and you might just find one day at the campfire spent in pleasant conversation on a fine intellectual boat.
On the river... that river.
We all float.

@Matt Derrick don't worry your thread is still hilarious... thanks for the laugh.

 

[creature]

iz ok, Boss..

i am an arguebot

must.. fight..... proggrasmmmingg......

 

[creature]

maybe i could get a date with her..
we might make a good pair..

or.. anyone have a turtle they could spare....?


uhmmm... preferably a 2-headed one...

 

[creature]

you know.. that kind of looks like that hottie in "Tremors"..?

 

[creature]

ok, ok.. so here's what's *really* funny...

i'm looking at the thread title for 2 days, right?

& i'm thinking.. "oh, matt must have replied to some lame post, & told some datazombie to get a hold of reality...
nonetheless, i don't check, since it seems a pretty putrid thing to post on.. (not that i don't have my own set of personally preferred putriditities...)

so.. i am looking at the forum threads & see that this is staying on the high end, & i am thinking.. "yeah.. it *is* matt.. (!!) (parenthetic exclamations)

& then i am thinking "man.. matt not too long ago decided to hand over StP.. wtf.. i understand that, but... this is totally not his forum style, so far as *i* can ever recollect... shit.. he's not having a nervous breakdown or something, is he???"

yes.. those were pretty well much my exact thoughts...

& then.. thens i thins, i does, that... "no.. no fucking way.. glorious leader does not go to milk-sop that fast..."
sooo... i look...

& now?

all i can think about..?

is how nice a 2 headed little turtle would be....

 

[Odin]

creature creature lol... mat has handed over the reins as far as I can see... to our glorious admi... goddess Et Tude'...
and this thread does not reflect the totality of STP... it seems to be simply a slightly off end humorous by product of insomnia. and stupid skype bots...
ANd I don't even know whats up with the turtles... or even 2 headed ones. see..
honestly I don't see the big deal... but that just me.

 

[creature]

i forgot to mention...

it must be a *robot* turtle...

the real ones hurt...