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Not to diverge but I actually had a dream a few weeks ago wherein I got popped by a smoking hot girl bull and she did me up "Mrs Officer" style sucking my dick in handcuffs...I've seen a few hot cops but only a few female bulls ever and NONE were hot.
I have always wanted to bang a cop in uniform, it would be soooo, oh man, I think you guys can understand
 

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Haha! Ok,ok...Cum Dumpster... Its time to take out the trash...and your load!
Lol,this shit is priceless!
 
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Not to diverge but I actually had a dream a few weeks ago wherein I got popped by a smoking hot girl bull and she did me up "Mrs Officer" style sucking my dick in handcuffs...I've seen a few hot cops but only a few female bulls ever and NONE were hot.
I have always wanted to bang a cop in uniform, it would be soooo, oh man, I think you guys can understand

Off topic but yeah this town has this hot Lil Latina Cop. I made the mistake of saying she can cuff me anytime. She heard me and put the cuffs on ... Thank god she was joking ... She and her partner had me thinking I was going down for a felony. Everyone had a good laugh when my heart rate returned to normal.
 

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