reallifeisnocool
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I find pooping very important. One of my first priority's when getting into a new town is finding the ideal pooping location; cleanliness, accessibility, and privacy (who wants to poop with someone pooping in the stall next to them) are all vital criteria. Gas stations are the bottom of the toilet barrel- but they are always available. Fast food chains are generally a slight step up, unless they require you to be a customer.
Any public building or hotel lobby is generally a good bet. A library will do. A nice fancy restaurant will have a nice fancy bathroom, if you're a ninja and look halfway respectable you can generally get into these toilet meccas.
But the ideal place to look for a bathroom is a college campus. Almost always clean (parents shelling 30k per yearwouldn't want precious Timmy and Erica pooping in squalor now would they). It's hard to look out of place at a college campus, no one's going to stop you. And if you're willing to walk a bit out of the beaten path find an isolated little used area of the school, and poke around a bit for the bossest bathroom I guarantee you will be pooping like a king (or queen) with what is more or less your own private bathroom. Also a great place for a quick fap or sink shower or whatever (just clean up, if they realize dirty hobos are commandeering their toilets, things might get more difficult).
Happy pooping
Any public building or hotel lobby is generally a good bet. A library will do. A nice fancy restaurant will have a nice fancy bathroom, if you're a ninja and look halfway respectable you can generally get into these toilet meccas.
But the ideal place to look for a bathroom is a college campus. Almost always clean (parents shelling 30k per yearwouldn't want precious Timmy and Erica pooping in squalor now would they). It's hard to look out of place at a college campus, no one's going to stop you. And if you're willing to walk a bit out of the beaten path find an isolated little used area of the school, and poke around a bit for the bossest bathroom I guarantee you will be pooping like a king (or queen) with what is more or less your own private bathroom. Also a great place for a quick fap or sink shower or whatever (just clean up, if they realize dirty hobos are commandeering their toilets, things might get more difficult).
Happy pooping