crawl, muthafuckers, crawl!!
200 degree fucking heat & special fucking sunglasses with hydrogen O2 separating spectral filter collection units...
& watch out for the mongrel rats that crawl out of the abandoned train station..
the fucker are 12' long & look just like abandoned RV's.. & those are just the fucking *babies*..
beer.. if you can't bring a 'zine, bring 4 fucking cases of beer.. the older, the better..
2001 vintage budwiser works fine..
just follow the sun.. stare at the fucking thing until you go blind, & you'll prolly get there 2 weeks early.. take a bath in the radioactive boiling pits, near the place where jesus is supposed to show up & you'll be fine..
looks like a big ass wedding cake or something..
maybe i'll make it, in which case i should have a bigger van & instead of 14 people stuffed in on the way out, we can stick in 27 or so, as long as we properly arrange the body parts..
*especially* if we drain 'em dry, first..