names for my new rat??

[spudnic]

i got a baby rat and i can't decide on what to name him. any ideas ?? hes all black if that helps

 

[Fwingnut]

Fuck whitey!

 

[acrata4ever]

ratty? ratso?

 

[jjoshea]

$%%^#@**&^!!!!

 

[TheUndeadPhoenix]

How about Willard?
Yeah, its the main character's name, but its better then all the rats' names in the movie

 

[wokofshame]

Dead and Run over by an Impala.
Rats are nasty, unhousetrainable parasites. Why the fuck would anyone keep one as a pet? They spread the fucking Black Death, for god's sake. Feed it to your cat and wash the shit out of your hoodie

 

[iamwhatiam]

templeton....like from charlotte's web

 

[Puckett]

go old school....splinter.
i had a rat but her name was ducky, i was going to get a duck but ended up with a rat. then had to give her away because im allergic to them, go figure.

 

[spudnic]

well my rat just gotten eten by my moms cat, so yeah. im pissed

 

[chaosfactorxx]

Oh man. I was gonna say Rizzo, like from the Muppets. damn. that sucks man.

 

[Scholley]

Hey Murt... no disrespect, but it was the fleas on the rats that spread the black plague... I'd say name the rat Harvard Wellington because I find irony very funny... first post, hello STP!

 

[TheUndeadPhoenix]

They spread the fucking Black Death, for god's sake.

Actually, while they did transport it, they weren't the the only ones at fault. Fleas carry the Black Death, to this day. But I agree, why the fuck to people want rats as pets... Get a dog. Dogs can protect you while you sleep

 

[oki]

ratney.

 

[spudnic]

Actually, while they did transport it, they weren't the the only ones at fault. Fleas carry the Black Death, to this day. But I agree, why the fuck to people want rats as pets... Get a dog. Dogs can protect you while you sleep

because rats are very sweet animals, im not talking about the ones you find on the street im talkin about the ones you raise as babys they are very good conpanies when that all you got man

 

[CXR1037]

because rats are very sweet animals, im not talking about the ones you find on the street im talkin about the ones you raise as babys they are very good conpanies when that all you got man

until they die a horrible death from tumors!

 

[oki]

squrat
ratmus

 

[DaisyDoom]

Damn! whats with all the hate on rats lol...they are fucking awesome pets. Loyal, loving and very intelligent.
RIP little guy.

 

[dprogram]

I love rats. They are insanely intelligent and make great pets. I'd go with Pinky or the Brain. Remember Animaniacs? "What are we going to do today Brain?" "The same thing we do every day Pinky. Try to take over the World!"

 

[dprogram]

Ohh. Had one named Madison and she was named after the street I lived on...name it after your street...

 

[KittyFlipper]

I dunno about you but i'm calling mine "Dangerous Beans"