Modern day piracy and crew poll . . . ?
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EphemeralStick
Andie of the House of Queer
Still lookin for more crew members. might need two more instead of one. not sure whats going on with spoon, hopefully he'll be back soon. also it appears that passports ARE quite important so if you dont have one but are interested get the ball rolling asap since it takes a few months for them to process and such. If you have a passport then FUCK get your ass down here!
Just to restate though, BEWARE OF COPS. trust me theyre assholes. I have to go to court cuz i was busted lifting a can soup. arrested and taken to county and everything. they ARE assholes and they WILL find reasons to fuck with you.
Just to restate though, BEWARE OF COPS. trust me theyre assholes. I have to go to court cuz i was busted lifting a can soup. arrested and taken to county and everything. they ARE assholes and they WILL find reasons to fuck with you.
If there is room, I'll be on my way. I have a car, it can be used/hid or even sold for more supplies. Charlestown correct? Pm me if. Ne of you have a phone number. I have sailed and Raised all sorts of fruit and vegetables and greens in many different types of environments. I am also retired from the airborne rangers and have been traveling for years. There are not too many situations I can't handle.
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I have a real good chance of getting the black 26 foot with the diesel inboard. (see my previous post) It is in Tampa, if I get it I will need one or two people to help make the trip to charleston sc, should be a nice ride. The engine needs some work, but she only needs to be cleaned and she is ready to sail. An outboard would be the quickest way to get her motorized, but I'm willing to do it old school if we have to. She needs to be gone by the end of the week, if anyone can get here by then, great, if not I can pick up people up on the way, she shouldn't be to hard to handle solo, it will be my Akita puppy and I and the boat can sleep like 4 or 5 so if there are two or three people, even if someone just needs a ride north from Florida, even if you have never sailed, it is pretty easy the company will be appretiated.:crew: Plus isn't she the most beautiful pirate ready vessel!!!
Fail and fail. Kayaks don't work when they fill with water. Good thing I wore a PFD didn't go swimming but I might have.
Apparently there is limitations to ducttape and kayak hulls are one of them. Ever have that sinking feeling that you maybe fucked up?
I sure did, once far away from anything to realistically get out of the craft I almost sunk entirely, the failing ducttape causing so much drag, and my lower half sitting in cold murky water, dolphins spraying me with there blowholes less than 2 feet away I struggled to return to the nearest dock and unfucked all my identifying gear from the craft and sent it out into the black abyss all on its oddy knocky and walked the walk of shame, wet, cold and defeated back to the island.
No more holey hulls for me!
Apparently there is limitations to ducttape and kayak hulls are one of them. Ever have that sinking feeling that you maybe fucked up?
I sure did, once far away from anything to realistically get out of the craft I almost sunk entirely, the failing ducttape causing so much drag, and my lower half sitting in cold murky water, dolphins spraying me with there blowholes less than 2 feet away I struggled to return to the nearest dock and unfucked all my identifying gear from the craft and sent it out into the black abyss all on its oddy knocky and walked the walk of shame, wet, cold and defeated back to the island.
No more holey hulls for me!
cranberrydavid
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Yea it was an on-the-fly waterborne heist.
I derped hard even before I got started its .9 mile to the place from where I got dropped off and I had put My backup dry clothes in a plastic bag and tied it and inventoried my pirate gear - and left the duct tape behind like a big ol' fool!
so when I grabbed the kayak, freaked when I couldn't find the tape - had to walk allllllll the way back to retrieve it.
The mission is declassified and labeled EF - for EPIC FAIL!
I derped hard even before I got started its .9 mile to the place from where I got dropped off and I had put My backup dry clothes in a plastic bag and tied it and inventoried my pirate gear - and left the duct tape behind like a big ol' fool!
so when I grabbed the kayak, freaked when I couldn't find the tape - had to walk allllllll the way back to retrieve it.
The mission is declassified and labeled EF - for EPIC FAIL!
Well As I said boats are not a sure thing, all it takes is one moron to sink one.
The good thing is that there are hundreds of other citys with thousands more boats.
I'll not recruit again from a pool of morons that cannot make it in the real world and cannot take directions.
Yall find your own way, Idiots.
The good thing is that there are hundreds of other citys with thousands more boats.
I'll not recruit again from a pool of morons that cannot make it in the real world and cannot take directions.
Yall find your own way, Idiots.
cranberrydavid
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Hey man, at least it went bad before you were 100 miles offshore.
Anarchy's all fine and good ashore, but offshore you want a captain who knows his shit, a mate who can read the captain's mind, a deckhand who can follow orders, and a boat that you trust to bring you home.
Honestly, I'm glad to see you posting.
Anarchy's all fine and good ashore, but offshore you want a captain who knows his shit, a mate who can read the captain's mind, a deckhand who can follow orders, and a boat that you trust to bring you home.
Honestly, I'm glad to see you posting.
Well sucks that shit/ship went down. Pirate is what I want to get into in the next couple years. First tho, I am buying land, and "setting up the grid".... I am gonna sell power to the power company. And once this enterprise is off the ground, I shall have residual funding for pirate/salvage/other operations.
Sounded like you had most everything in order, and sounds like YOU at least knew what you were doing. So I would like to extend my hand *Hand Shake*. Hi my name is Tommy "Sonic Boom". Really refreshing to hear some intelligent ideas and motivation on here again. In the next year or two, I think we could greatly benefit each other.
Sounded like you had most everything in order, and sounds like YOU at least knew what you were doing. So I would like to extend my hand *Hand Shake*. Hi my name is Tommy "Sonic Boom". Really refreshing to hear some intelligent ideas and motivation on here again. In the next year or two, I think we could greatly benefit each other.
Fuck boats, Theres still alot of this country I have to see that not even the best sailors can sail to, boats can wait, theres alwase a bunch of boats you can acquire - If you hang onto the idea of one particular boat you may miss 10 more that are 100 times better.
Been missing alot of awesome boats sitting on my ass in Charleston.
Think I will see how hard it is to freight to SO Cal, then up the coast . . .
Been missing alot of awesome boats sitting on my ass in Charleston.
Think I will see how hard it is to freight to SO Cal, then up the coast . . .
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