It's called Orgonite and it's not a stone

[Deleted member 20240]

you know whatd be fuckin sweet....

i dont know if yall have seen the soap with the animal figurines inside them, but wouldn't it be swell to take that same idea, putting crystals inside of dildos and selling them to spun out hippies, on the basis of having magical stimulating powers??

People have come into the shop I just quit and asked where the crystal healing wands were and proceeded to explain in detail how they planned on healing thier" lady parts "with them. I couldn't ever dust that shelf of product without throwing up in my mouth a little bit.

 

[mouse]

It's a little odd for the post to get eviscerated. It's not like the rest of the threads are in a peer-reviewed journal.

 

[creature]

ok, dig this:
make a goddamned vinegar based battery from it (excluding previous, typical batteries) that can generate 1.5 volts