i love you alton brown

[Hollywood]

oh alton. you are the most inspiring punk rock cook in a wasteland of boring foodnetwork shows. You making cooking more fun and interesting. i never thought about not melting butter to make hollandaise. Stuffing is EVIL. wash those chickeny hands. humorous, unconventional, intelligent(dare i say FUCKIN genius?), sexy (esp when there is a shot of you from above and you are looking at the camera over your glasses..hoooooooo boy. i quiver in my pants.)

i need to go jill off now

 

[sprout]

Ahahha,
Good Eats for the win. Sometimes makes me wish I had TV.
However, my favorite food man in the media eye will always be Anthony Bourdain.

 

[Hollywood]

him too!!!! i'll have an alton brown and anthony bourdain sandwich

 

[Rash L]

I could watch bourdain all day... in fact, I think I did today!