How do you interact with cops when they start fucking with you?

[huffinggasbycAndlelight]

Show respect until otherwise necessary... I missing teeth cause of pigs I was just a drunk 19 yo mag light in the mouth, but I know for a fact not ALL cops a bastards. There was one where we had our squat we were all runaways and he took pics of all us river rats and watched after us even brought me my boys Armour and gear while he was in jail... best course of action is first repect if they start acting ignant use words but be smart.. if you wanna be an anarchist you better know the law cause they don't. Paradoxical I know but I've gotten out of so many situations I could have gone down hard for be being calm . When drunk that's a whole nothet bag of dicks. Lol

 

[Framese]

I used to be pretty mad at the police, but lately I've been taking care to keep the sun off of my brain stem, which caused me anger in the past. It's been a few years since I tanned the back of my neck, and now, I rub my butt and wink at him every time I see a male police officer driving by. The other day, I practically fell over walking after a buff silver fox who looked kind of risky, begging him to accept a $2 coffee and donut combo I got from asking people for change in a cityish town.
I stopped going out of my way about a week ago, and neglected to pray, and I got a scary letter from my state insurance provider saying they were going to revoke my stay at my group home and collect me.
Related/unrelated? I don't know.

I've heard some horror stories about ones in the Bible Belt framing a married father so he would gratify them; then letting him go once he did what they wanted, and another that they would black mail trustees often for the same reason (circa 2008.)

I was given a ride by a police officer between Medford and Por'land, who offered me an immediate position as State Trooper, which I declined (2009.) I'm certain the young man was making an illegal exception, and 100% serious. If related or unrelated, another 5 years passed without my arrest; but with no special effort on my part.
Then I started getting arrested for everything; especially when Bill Haslam became mayor of the town I started out traveling on my own from (Knoxville.) I have almost no idea why.

 

[Framese]

I was going to edit some more: my advice would be to maybe go out of your way to be nice to a popular one in an important town, and make a point to make (their) life more appealing to them platonically, and away from work, if they are really amassing in a group. You may even be able to do this for a female officer, but that seems more difficult.

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

if i actually did something -I- consider wrong or immoral, im meek as a lamb.

but heaven help anyone who harasses me when i didnt do anything "wrong".

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

i recently had success 3 separate times with cops:

1: stole a gas station cheeseburger in boulder: cop saw welts on my legs from stinging nettles. He was stuffing me into his car to go get me booked, then asked "is that scabies??!!!!" then let me go.

thank God for Boulder. 😂💕

2. Got ticket for camping on city property and cited the 9th circuit court's pro-homeless decision. Judge dismissed.

3. Cops harassing me for cursing at cashiers. Yeah i cursed at em, but only because they were giving me attitude. Lead cop said "Saying fuck you is illegal! Disturbing the peace"

So i said "im a lawyer." then spouted 14th amendment jargon. Not lying: technically anyone can demand to represent themselves: making anyone so inclined, their own defense attorney.

cops left.

😂💕

 

[Tremor]

I bat my eyes, plays dumb, and avoid questions by painting myself to look like a ditsy bimbo. I've been through the system and it fucking sucks. Glad I didn't have to do any real time but even just going through the motions of a standard arrest and trial puts things in perspective. Like fuck your punk points, I wanna keep my teeth and not give anything that could be used against me in court. Mostly I stay clear of anything I know will bring heat.
Sometimes I can just causally walk away from stuff, like selling things on the street without permits. I add "suggested donation" to my signs so I can at least make it annoying enough to dodge. That worked on some parks dept pigs who spent like a whole minuting glaring at the sign cus technically I wasn't selling anything, it was for donation.
More serious stuff I avoid or at least make damn sure to be on my lonesome.
I genuinely dread having to get arrested again. It's not fun. It fucking sucks. I don't give a shit what I look like, I'm avoiding jail as best I can.

 

[Section8]

When they fuck with me to my face, I acquiesce. I feed into their power trip. But I take note of each officer that does it and make a mental note.

I then fuck with them from a distance, not to their face mind you. I test them. I antagonize them. I make efforts to draw them to watch me, thus spending their time, money and other resources. I do so in a way they can't charge me for and have been successful in that for over 4 years.

My favourite moment was when I started to leave my phone at home, thus no way of tracking me. Every time a cop saw me on the street, they'd briefly jolt in terror and radio in my position, a standing order to do so. Made fun of them on Reddit (prior to being banned on the platform), something about "I enjoy the quick terror on your faces when you see me on the street as a surprise". They responded, they see me, then calmly drive past me and then radio in my position these days.

The government has a rootkit on my laptop and they're seeing this, as I write it and post. They get pretty pissed off when I do so. And I love every single moment of it.

My lesson to ya'll, don't fuck with a cop to their faces. Do what they do, fuck with em from a distance.

Faithful forever.

 

[daveycrockett]

If you're not doing anything wrong shouldn't be a problem. For years I'd just try to project positive, always have a destination and stray from negativity determination 1st.

Or you can just not "surface"

 

[KLeeJoBk201]

Well, it's different for me because I'm pretty and if I don't let them know I know I'm smarter than them, I'm basically just a cute ditz who can "Oopsie!" her way out of most things.
For the most part, you're exactly right, respectful and considerate is usually the best way to deal if you've got certain... extracurriculars, shall we say?
HowEVER!
Heh heh heh...
Now that I'm living (mostly) right with Jesus AND I live INSIDE the hood of my city? I've got no warrants, no problem with my P.O. because he adores me for all the right reasons, and my protection is TOP notch. I run my mouth from my front deck, rolling video the whole time. I talk my cash money shit when the Pigs pull up, always fucking with the homeless that have been staying in these parts since LONG before I even went to prison. They harass this one specific black lady that I simply ADORE all the damn time. I make fucking SURE they know that I'm watching them and that I'm recording them and that I'm not fucking scared of them. What are they gonna do to me? I'm not doing anything illegal. At worst, I'll be locked up for 24, my PO will come see me and ask me what the fuck, I'll tell him the truth, and he'll just laugh our asses out of lockup. But my friend? They can do whatever they want to her. There's nobody to check them.

Long ass fuckin' story short, I'm never gonna make waves if it means that there's a possibility that They (and I mean capital They, iykyk) could possibly catch a W. But if they have to hear me talk my shit and smile in their faces and can't do shit to me?
Let me be disrespectful right quick haha!

 

[Jimmy Beans]

Well, it's different for me because I'm pretty

Oh so it's like that?


I'll have you know - we're pretty too. Very pretty.

 

[KLeeJoBk201]

Oh so it's like that?


I'll have you know - we're pretty too. Very pretty.

Yes you are, dear, there's no denying that at all! It's just... not the type of pretty we're looking for.