I used to be pretty mad at the police, but lately I've been taking care to keep the sun off of my brain stem, which caused me anger in the past. It's been a few years since I tanned the back of my neck, and now, I rub my butt and wink at him every time I see a male police officer driving by. The other day, I practically fell over walking after a buff silver fox who looked kind of risky, begging him to accept a $2 coffee and donut combo I got from asking people for change in a cityish town.
I stopped going out of my way about a week ago, and neglected to pray, and I got a scary letter from my state insurance provider saying they were going to revoke my stay at my group home and collect me.
Related/unrelated? I don't know.
I've heard some horror stories about ones in the Bible Belt framing a married father so he would gratify them; then letting him go once he did what they wanted, and another that they would black mail trustees often for the same reason (circa 2008.)
I was given a ride by a police officer between Medford and Por'land, who offered me an immediate position as State Trooper, which I declined (2009.) I'm certain the young man was making an illegal exception, and 100% serious. If related or unrelated, another 5 years passed without my arrest; but with no special effort on my part.
Then I started getting arrested for everything; especially when Bill Haslam became mayor of the town I started out traveling on my own from (Knoxville.) I have almost no idea why.