Hey! Alex here! -U.S.A. Escapee (1 Viewer)


Jun 14, 2019
United Kingdom
Hey! Alex here! -U.S.A. Escapee

Just a dirty kid from Reno, NV that was lucky enough to find the love of my life (who happens to be from Iceland) in Asheville, NC, have a child with her, and move to her home in Selfoss, Iceland! Finally escaped the fucking U.S.A! I encourage all disillusioned fucks like me to do something similar. Not too much to say about me other than that I was travelling on rails 'n road for approx. seven years before I struck gold and finally escaped the surveillance/police/gang stalking hell that is the U.S. All I gotta say is that I'm thankful for all of the people that housed me up, gave me cash for drugs/beer/food, all of my road dogs, and all of the people that were pivotal in my development as a traveller. I'll never forget where I came from! I hope to see y'all around the world!
We sell all kinds of other stuff in our Etsy store!


Oct 16, 2015
"The Hamptons of the Chesapeake"
congratulations on your success

I'm working on something very similar lmao

Don't know how keen ya are for writing but it'd be interesting to know more of your story, how it all fell together
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Jun 3, 2019
Nice going, thats epic, Ice Land is fucking cool. I heard there food is pritty bland tho.. cause like, nothings grow there? regardless its a place i thought looked cool along with norway.. kinda seem a little bit similar..
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