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  1. johnnymarie

    The Church Of Carl Sagan Squat

    Rusty??
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    parvo- FREAKING OUT

    thanks guys, yeah I've tried feeding him all kinds of people foods he just looks at me like "yo mom I don't feel good I don't want this" and it breaks my heart. I've been giving him a mixture of dog food, water and some vitamins c and b in a squirt bottle down his throat every so often.. enough...
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    parvo- FREAKING OUT

    so, Catfish (my lab/shepherd mix) got parvo from the back yard where were housed up in Oklahoma City.. a month ago these people's new puppy had it and has been treated but I'm almost sure he contracted it through dog shit in the back yard as they deep cleaned everything else. anyway, he's been...
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    TEETH

    yeah dude who had the wax idea is on the right track. i wouldn't melt candle wax or anything but they sell the wax stuff for braces for like a dollar most places. comes in a little case and there's 7 or 8 strips of soft, pliable wax. it's used to put on the sharp edges of braces so they don't...
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    Shaggy tall dreadie kid

    dang, what part of florida?
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    WATCH THE WATCHMEN

    just gonna leave this here.. and state that had it not been for footage of what really happened, i would currently (and unfairly) be seven months in on a three year stretch in prison for felony assault on law enforcement. know your fucking rights and use them because cops are legally allowed to...
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    Shaggy tall dreadie kid

    it is him. i know that for a fact. are you still around? i dunno what i can do but i can definitely hit him up and give him a stern ass talking-to and ask him to give you your shit back. try to explain that it's not fucking cool. he will usually listen to my reasoning when he's sober.. i hate it...
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    perhaps you should listen to em ;) i have this crazy theory that a lot of things are way more simple than most people think
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    lol don't think too hard about it.
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    getting clean(ish) without a shower

    one time at a wyoming truck stop i was bird bathin' it up in the restroom, naked as fuck, one leg up on the sink really scrubbin my junk. apparently i didn't lock the door. some old lady walked in on me and goes "OH LORD" and shuts the door as fast as she can lol. i cleaned up the best i could...
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    Photos King of the Schwill?

    what the fucking HELL IS WRONG WITH PBR
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    IF you are talking to me, I can't really tell I've been drinking lol
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    "LADYlike"
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    this is what I am doing right this very moment and I figure this thread is a pretty good place to share it. I am literally painting this with an embroidery needle and my fingers lol.
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    lol no, it's paint on a wife beater
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    none of this is punk, because i'm not a punk. there is a this bike is a pipe bomb patch on that flannel tho~~~~
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    whatever floats yer boat dude :)
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    Featured SHOW ME YOUR DIY PUNK CLOTHES!

    diy punk clothes? you mean all the gross and possibly molding articles of clothing that by some miracle made it from the free bin to the crumpled up pile of shit shoved into the bottom of my pack or the poorly patched up, tattered, sweat stained outfit i've worn for seven months in a row now...
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    News & Blogs Selfies With the Homeless, a New Unshareable Low

    i WISH i would wake up to some dumbass teenie bopper bitch tryina take selfies with my sleepy ass. and i'd HOPE she got an unintentional shot of my boot meeting her privileged made up face.
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    Tips for being Homeless Zine.

    if you cuddle a gallon jug of water (or a couple water bottles) in your sleeping bag, it'll keep you warm as shit.
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    Hot Pants - DIY Gynecological Herbal Remedies

    i didn't know THERE WAS A ZINE AND BOOKS SECTION. that is probably where i will spend the next four days.
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    ITT help me ruin my body

    bended? bent.
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    ITT help me ruin my body

    I do have a ways to go. I'm no good at drawing banners in the first place. It will probably look funny until it's done. I got a bit more done and for now it looks like a bended rectangle with fangs lol. If I had a nickel for every unfinished stick n poke I have.. I'd actually only have 20...
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    Hot Pants - DIY Gynecological Herbal Remedies

    word!! i'm really glad other ladies know about hot pants! i really wanna photo copy the shit out of it and hand it out at the next First Fridays in kc!
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    Hot Pants - DIY Gynecological Herbal Remedies

    have you ever found yourself knocked the fuck up, wishing you had a way to get the spawn of satan out of your uterus without shelling out big bucks or having your vag invaded by someone with a questionable medical degree? do you ever wish you had something without 98 gross chemical ingredients...
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    ITT help me ruin my body

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha word that would be really cool. I don't think it would fit but I really like that idea. Free advertising lol.
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    ITT help me ruin my body

    i'll get the rest of the banner done when i get some needles that aren't dull and some ink i'm not allergic to lol
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    ITT help me ruin my body

    S'all I got so far
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    ITT help me ruin my body

    THAT is really creepy
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    ITT help me ruin my body

    hi. it's snowing. i'm housed up. i've run out of coffee to put in my whiskey. i just stick n poked an empty banner across my thigh. i have a few ideas about what i should put in it, but i think it would be more fun to take a suggestion from a complete stranger on an internet forum and put it on...
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    Reverse Karma

    word. i'm only 21, not much older than you really. it won't be long, there's something weird that happens in the time between 18 and 21. i was either lucky or unfortunate enough to spend mine drifting around the continent homeless, so i got a pretty good dose of real life shoved down my throat...
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    Reverse Karma

    here's the thing about karma: it's only a bitch if you're a bitch. i say that with love, hoping you'll catch on. the way i see it, there is a reason you didn't have enough for bus fare. you were meant to learn something. you may have missed the lesson. catch the next one! or try to anyway, i...
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    How practical is it to travel with a large amount of people?

    wellllll, it's kinda hard to preserve the culture and keep it alive if nobody is learning how to get on trains the right way. i agree that especially when in large groups, a lot of kids are shitty and think they have to put on a supertramp traincore show and harass locals and have too fkn many...
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    Matt Pless

    dude. this is magnificent..
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    How practical is it to travel with a large amount of people?

    somehow every so often i find myself in bigger groups of kids and i just kind of wonder to myself, "WHY?". it's like herding cats. it's a mess. it never ends well. riding trains with more than three people is fkn dumb, even if you're all cool and know what you're doing it's still just too many...
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    wild animal encounters(friendly and not-so-friendly)

    one time i woke up from a weird dream in the middle of a field in Spokane, literally had only opened my eyes didn't sit up or move or anything, and once the whole just-woke-up-fuzzy-blurriness went away i realized i was staring right into the face of a fliggin marmot who was eating my gotdang...
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    Traveler kid's dog remains by his side to the end

    RIP corey. love you dude.
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    etc

    coughdrop! i love that. my boy's name is catfish though, so i'm kind of a fan of odd names for animals lol
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    Travelling with a 'problem' dog / advice on training

    yeah, definitely don't *hurt* her, just let her know that everything is okay and you are in control. dogs need that. they need to know they have someone they can trust. they want to please you, they just don't know how to unless they know they are in submission to you. or, maybe that was a poor...
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    etc

    thank you! i'd been thumbin thru these forums for years and just thought to make an account a few days ago. yes, he is very very large lol. outweighs me by 40 lbs, he's pushin 170. he's a presa canario/bull mastiff mutt, sweetest thing ever. epitome of a gentle giant, i love him. he belongs to...
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    Travelling with a 'problem' dog / advice on training

    so, i stopped reading the comments a long time ago, when someone said dominance is outdated and etc. whatever. i am not interested whatsoever in debating this. i just do not care. to the OP, i had a dog exactly like yours. what i did, was tried the whole "don't dominate be nice show some love...
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    etc

    figured i should probably get around to writing an introduction. my name is Marlo. i go by johnny when i feel like it. sometimes i make shit up and tell people my name is something ridiculous. either way, you can call me whatever you want. also, hi. some of you already know me, some of you...
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    What's your favorite soda concoction?

    they're in other places, too. i'm in kansas city, and they have them here.
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    Some non essential items that are nice to have in your pack

    ALSO: CONDOMS. CONDOMS. CONDOMS. not only for me but for my compadres. YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH SOMETHING AND IT MIGHT BE AIDS YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ANYBODY'S GENITALS HAVE BEEN. i don't care how many crust points i lose for slipping condoms in my friends packs when they're not looking. THEY'RE FREE...
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    Some non essential items that are nice to have in your pack

    seconding the first aid kit. can't tell you how many times some dumb kid would be thinking out loud, "i think this might have staph" while looking over his wounds. maybe i really am a mama bear but gotdamnit i can't see a kid with an infected puncture wound and not offer to clean the...
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    Noob with serious wanderlust

    the only thing i can think to say to you, is that if you find that where you are is always where you least want to be, you'll be sorely disappointed when you end up everywhere else with the same exact feeling, except now you're 1800 miles away from everything you love, and you have hep c. if you...
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    Suicidal ideation

    at least once a day since i was a kid. i just find something romatically poetic about jumping in front of a train or throwing myself off a bridge. to end it all would be so easy, and some days that's all i can think about. however, when i see a little girl reach for her daddy's hand in a...
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    What's your favorite soda concoction?

    at quik trips, i like to mix their black cherry and orange smoothies with their rooster booster slushee, a third of each. bitchin.