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  1. baconrind

    Gentrification

    Yes. Yes you should.
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    Worst State to Hitch Through?

    Illinois is full of grumpy assholes, Ohio is full of idiots, and Tennessee is just long and contains the city of Lebanon.
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    Ive been given a tattoo machine...

    Not comparing them, that would be silly. its just supposed to train you to use a light hand. I was told this by a shop owner.
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    Ive been given a tattoo machine...

    Extend the lead on a mechanical pencil to inch and a half long. Start drawing shit. If you break the lead youre using too much pressure. Thats all i got. Good luck!
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    Tazers on the road?

    A trucker gave me a taser once because i didnt want him to know about my knife. They have safety buttons which slow down the draw even more. Once the damn thing's original charge wore down it became pretty useless. My friends ended up just taking turns hitting each other with it for fun...
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    my dog is being a jerk

    I didnt get my dog as a puppy and he is turbo agro towards all male dogs. Getting him fixed didnt do anything but get him to quit humping shit. As far as travel kidz having pits... the breed bans is what makes them easy to get. If we didnt take them doggies they'd get put down. I have never...
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    tax refund question?

    fly a sign or ask employer/co worker for cash for a PO? box. Wal-mart cashes refund checks... i think.
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    Skipping out on bond......

    Bail or bond? If someone else paid it they may want to get their money back before you run. Even if it is just $100. and Ive posted bail for my uncle and the bondsman told me that they would come after me if he split. But yeah, dont sweat it if it aint a felony.
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    Dryer Sheets

    Makes your butthole feel like it ate a mint. Come on down to the peppermint patch, where you can try some peppermint snatch. What you find can not be matched so come on down to the peppermint paaaaatch!
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    Punk Movie Section?

    What to do incase of fire
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    Meeting ppl in real life off stp or the web in general?

    Ive only been on stp since october?. Ive already met a few cool kidz on here since joining. Im pretty excited about my next adventure time with this connection because I rarely run into anyone when im traveling. Enter the ninja! If you roll through Wichita I can get you drunk, fungied...
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    Lead paint

    Ive actually rented a house that had lead paint. The slumlord just had me sign a paper saying i knew not to eat the paint chips.
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    whats your favorite creature..?

    raccoons and... ewoks!
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    words/names that inexplicable disgust or delight u.

    flibbertigibbet is my favorite!
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    Backpack/Bedroll/Sleeping bag question...

    You dont need a bed roll. Just grab some cahboad to sleep on.
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    Camping solo, and staying safe, need advice.

    um. maybe the knife isnt for people... I use mine for all kinds of shit when camping. Couldnt imagine camping without one. Its a pretty handy utensil. You can make shit, open things, prepare food, cut open crazy spider/snake bites... id be more worried about animals than people.
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    Camping solo, and staying safe, need advice.

    Ive always kinda fantasized about some mountain man taking me to his rape dungeon... Most kidz aint stabbin hobos... but they still take a knife. I'd also take a machete. Bushwackin!
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    hip hop thread

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    Kind of need some advice (possible tumor?)

    yea my first guess was a swollen gland. If youre really worried about it Id go get it checked out. Just go to a hospital and never pay them. I dont know much about tumors and shit but my rat got one on his head. if its a cancerous tumor then it will be painless, hard and unmoveable. (RIP...
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    Stuck in KS fer a year.

    Youre always welcome at Crumble Castle!
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    Advice on Arkansas?

    I dont know that fancy ducket lingo youre using. Kickdowns
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    Advice on Arkansas?

    Im from Little Rock. Vino's brew pub puts trash bags of pizza outside for people when they close. If you are hopping to memphis PM me and Ill tell you what I know about that yd. Arkansas is the $20 state and from my experience southern folk pick up hitchers alot. I love the south!
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    Let's travel......

    I will never steer you wrong... but im a chick
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    Let's travel......

    Ha ha! Yep I wasnt trying to be a bitch. Ive only been doing this for 4 years and that place still gives me the nervous shits. Springfield is a breeze.
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    Best places in the midwest

    Midwest kidz own faces and reak of class.
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    How to turn a pickle into a rucksack

    If I could Id turn rucksacks into food (pickles) I stuff it with cream cheese and bacon, roll it in pancake batter and deep fry it.
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    How to turn a pickle into a rucksack

    Oh cool. It wasnt working earlier for some reason. Slow connection I guess.
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    How to turn a pickle into a rucksack

    Someone tell me if these are big enough??? What the? they are big photos so I didnt want to post them full size but i can change that maybe.
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    How to turn a pickle into a rucksack

    She finally sent me photos and Im too lazy for all the step by steps. Its only as sturdy as you sew it. This one is pretty solid though I didnt reinforce the flap as well as I could have.
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    hitchhiking and female safety

    and theres your problem. It shouldnt but it does.
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    hitchhiking and female safety

    You must be smokin' hot! Ive had some creeps but never have they tried to pimp me. Still hate hitching alone. Ive said this on a different thread but Ill say it again. Ive heard sicker stories from guys hitching and getting propositioned than what Ive experienced. I try looking as much like...
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    Has anyone seen a difference between solid and laminate ukes on the road?

    Laminated will be more durable for traveling. And are cheaper. If you want to spend hundreds of dollars on a solid because they sound awesome then you can probably afford two! Take your cheap one! I have a $35 purple uke with a dolphin on it ;) Its not very loud so I was thinking of...
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    Being a female kinda blows

    Well its better than nothing/birth control. Herpederps.
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    Being a female kinda blows

    Condoms. Everybody and their dog has HPV, herpes (specially the dogs) and even their cats have aids!
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    Places to hang out in Memphis

    Last time was in September I think. Ill tag that shit for sure in a few months. Its the solid spot now.
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    Places to hang out in Memphis

    Nah Pine Bluff is only 4 hours from Little Rock. My mom lives in a metal shack just south of the city and she usually makes me ham and beans when I visit. So Im on a mission kind of. Ha! I waited at the same spot as you my first time there then! 2nd time the train was waiting for me. Then...
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    Places to hang out in Memphis

    Stupid easy! Thats where I usually take my newbies. Are you talking about the warehouse with the open tractor trailer on the lot? Its further back from where I usually go though. Pine Bluff is a breeze if the mosquitos arent in full force. Had to take refuge in someones shed once. There...
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    Places to hang out in Memphis

    I go to memphis to leave memphis. Shit yes dwarf signals to pine bluff. My fam is in Little Rock so I take that route alot.
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    Let's travel......

    Good luck in KC greenhorn! :)
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    Let's travel......

    Nah, he's just drunk. There was a tornado when I was there and he let us sleep in a storage shed. Id get out of that town as soon as you can. Nothing but a bunch of raver kids twacked out on bath salts.
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    Let's travel......

    Ive only rode into there from Tulsa. Dude named Earl that works at the transmission shop by the yard is fucking cool though.
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    dog shit

    My dog likes to poop on bushes and tall grass. I think he likes the way it feels on his phantom balls. If its suspended in air I see no point in picking it up!
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    Haggard plaque mouth

    Yes sir already said I do! Already gone to the dentist. Dont have 6 grand for gum treatment BUT think I found a program here that can help me. Bryan Paul posted some bad ass dental shit on the site, I found after making this thread too. bcOn- goes really good with gravy.
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    Haggard plaque mouth

    ^^^ thank you! ^^^^ thats what im looking for!
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    hip hop thread

    I love this thread!
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    How to turn a pickle into a rucksack

    Maybe Ill make another one and just take step by step pictures. Seriously only took me a hour to make it. My only other pickle doesnt have backpack straps so Ill have to add another step.
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    How to turn a pickle into a rucksack

    I made this for a friend so I dont have pictures. When she comes back Ill try to take some. So use your imagination until then I guess. Since pickles suck to travel with and are usually easy to come by. Newer ones usually have back pack straps on them already. Which is the kind I used...
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    Meow

    Im a female traveler and Ive put 4 other chicks on their first trains. But my advice doesnt change much based on gender. I hate hitching alone due to some scary rides. But they dont even compare to the storys from guys about hitchin alone. Like "How am I sposed to play with yo dick with a...
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    Crusty pants questions?

    Its really the worst thread ever. Worse than the eating bloody snatch thread. How can I get lice so I can feel cool? Ive been trying real hard to make my pants smell like piss and cornstarch, please help! Where do I get those beer caps to put on my yoU Pee hat? Just scored a patch but its...
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    How to care for your feet when traveling - vagabondjourney.com

    ^ I just heard about that foot in the bucket kid last week!