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  1. Kalalau

    Pair Found Dead in Coal Sought Freedom of Rails

    I tested a coal car out... found it not too tall... hopped off in town for a drink... then plopped into a different car....apparently a much taller one... had to put my pack into my sleepingbag and hold the bottom and sling it out over the edge like a grappling hook to get out..... never...
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    Road Porno Names (stupid)

    unit unichs labia and the tramp frumpy lilly does the under the bridge kids boxcar kids do dallas
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    HI there, noob here

    I've slept in some shitty places... but behind a dumpster isn't one of them.... make a hammoc... (it's in the DIY section).. and find a nice tree full of leaves... go up about 10 feet.. and put a firemans chair (it's a knot) around your head/shoulder and one on a leg before you pass out...
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    Foodstamps into Beer

    well..... buy fruit juice with your stamps.. 5lbs of sugar.. and some bread yeast (though wine yeast is waaay better for 70 cents cash more).... add water and voila... the ingredients for 5 gallons of wine for 7-8 dollars in foodstamps... the trick is to do this everywhere in the country...
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    Maui, Hawaii

    bottom line.. if you suck.. hawaii will spit you out.. if you're awesome and contribute to community and land.. hawaii will take care of you
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    Home Depot battle royale. What 3 weapons do you choose?

    yep.. free coffe machine... it's always by the lumber department. one other thing.. the stripper is quite possibly the sllipperiest substance known to man.. if you set one foot on it.. you will instantly be on your ass.. even if you know to step carefully, which.. nobody else will.. set up a few...
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    Home Depot battle royale. What 3 weapons do you choose?

    I would get a gallon of paint stripper... a garden sprayer.. and a utility knife.... a utility knife is probably the fastest thing to bleed someone out.... If anyone's ever had paint stripper come in contact with any point on their body.. you'd realize that it has an instant horrific burn...
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    Sex in public places? Sure!

    on a very small bus in japan with a bunch of other people on it.. and on a rooftop once.. we were loud as hell and when we were done there was a couple waiting for us to get done so they could climb up and do their thing..
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    What scars you got? post 'em up /scarification

    I've got "The Hermit" branded on my back.. top to bottom. a pretty big gash across my chest where a friend pussed out on doing my chest... a stab in each thigh... a few staph scars.. a tire iron scar on my head.. one where my lip got busted all the way up to my nose and 2 fingers getting...
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    best personal ad ever

    Craigslist... I mailed her SEVERAL times.. apparently it was all a lie.. while she was really nice and had a great sense of humor.. the proper spelling was a dead giveaway that she wasnt for real.. and the whole.. computer literate part on top of that... sigh..
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    best personal ad ever

    My daddy had done sprung the coop when I was a child, and was running from the law when I dropped out of 7th grade to smoke dope and get pregnant, since I wanted me a baby and somebody to love me. Since then I’ve made me nine children that have ten fingers and ten toes and three children...
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    DIY Wisdom Tooth Extraction

    go to austin there's a clinical research place there that will pay you to try painkillers to take your wisdom teeth out.
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    good all-around shoes?

    Danners are always a good bet.... but not as good as 5.11 tactical boots... Ridiculously comfortorable, lightweight and durable... I'm gonna castrate the bastard that stole my pair.
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    Jamestown ND is a NO GO!!!

    LOL... that's my hometown... go down to the tracks.. there's an exhorbitant amount of trains comin through... they used to have a 12 engine roundhouse there... waaaay back in the day.... state hospital+prison+someone got shot a few days ago=no hitching luck... go touch the buffalo balls while...
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    Fire Bucket Stove System

    or google lanny hanson.. these are the best stoves I've seen yet... he's got a 2 coffee can stove I'm gonna make when I get back in the woods they're based on fuel efficiency.. so if you've got tons of wood to burn.. this isn't your stove.
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    How many of you

    I never got tired of traveling... I just fell into stagnation a few times.... and got some stuff lined up a few times.. and messed it up a few times.. it's a good cycle I've got going on.. it's been happening since I was 1.
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    big ben the great white moke hawaii

    I missed Bens memorial on sand island by like 400 yards... ended up polishing off a bottle of Jamesons and Southern Comfort, and passed out on the Promenade. I knew him since he was 14, and he never got bigger.... was in jail with him once.. and it's a shame he's dead. I spent many a ST...
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    Real Anarchists Don't Breed

    I'd just like to point out 2 simple things... anarchists would not exist without breeding.... and all successful anarchist societies have been breeding for 100K years. anyone here wanna breed with me? how about breeding and pizza?
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    What "do you play/would you play" in the bedroom to spice things up?

    if I'm feeling my ding dang dong needs touching or because my spanish is bad enough not to get distracted by the words, and it's got some good hammer moments
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    What classifies someone as a "slut"?

    yeah.. it still pisses me off about that "i'll fuck anything that moves" thing... why they gotta limit me like that... most things don't move... and something that doesn't move is easier to catch.
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    So, whose into anarchism/permaculture/primitive skills/anarchism/fermentation...

    ..... I'm pretty sure about the gingerbeer plant.. but I messed up on the kombucha plant.... it must be an animal because it has babies.. or it's actually a CHUD (cannibalistic human underground... wait a minute) wrong acronym same intention. seems like a lot of it has misleading labels
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    So, whose into anarchism/permaculture/primitive skills/anarchism/fermentation...

    hmm... I guess I'm not into either. But I do like chess. I don't have much of an interest in ending our destructive society, and I'm not so interested in the survival techniques after the fall. But I do like making my own kimchee, and I do like tempeh. If I am into hunting and gardening it...
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    Best place to live in the woods long-term?

    Kalalau... it's everything you want except for the north america part.... one thing I know is that most people can't hack the woods by themselves... they need community... unless you're mostly antisocial... I'm sure there's other places... but I'm not sure where they are....
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    whatcha reading right now?

    YES!!... one of the greatest books of all time!.. notes from underground.. is a close second. I'm reading calvin and hobbes..
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    So, whose into anarchism/permaculture/primitive skills/anarchism/fermentation...

    When I get back to kalalau.. I might keep some goats for milk... how hard is it to make kefir with raw goat milk?.. I recently made saurkraut.. it was pretty good, and been doing fermented mung daal dosha for quite awhile.. it's pretty simple... My sister's a naturopathic doctor and has been...
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    Your first squat

    in an old mining shaft above county market in Breckenridge CO. I just turned 16 and the house burned down.. I stayed up there for a few days before a friend of mine invited me into his house... next squat I was 21 in Hawaii.. and been on the move since.
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    Advice for Showering & Staying Clean

    if you're urban.. baby wipes, smal, don't spill in your pack, and you can wash your ass nuts pits and face (the only things that matter) not necessarily in that order. If you're in the woods... just get some sunshine and smoke on that funk and it'll be fine. I had staph for 2 years, and I took a...
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    New older guy...

    honestly I'd not pack a tent.. and don't worry about the shower thing.. you'll be miserable if you're worrying about smelling fresh.. because you and your traveling companions wont(be smelling fresh). but you probably won't notice anyways.. and god damn if a shower and clean clothes don't feel...
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    9 hours to build a boat

    I just winged it.. I built a few other boats out of crumbling old form lumber in the past few years, but this is the prettiest one I've ever built. I made a cardboard model first, and then just winged it from there. it is pretty bananna shaped, so I think it might need a keel, but it'll be...
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    KAUAI? Anyone been to/or know stuff about Kauai?

    yeah.. don't worry about the rangers.... you're just one fake name away from a ticket.. due to severe budget cuts they only fly in once or twice a year. the ticket is 100 bucks if you give em your real name, and if you're cool with them, they'll be cool with you. they're closing it down in...
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    rafting

    make sure it's held together ridiculously tightly... moving water will shred just about anything... I've always wanted to make a 55 gallon drum pontoon raft.. I've used a giant garbage can to ferry my pack across some pretty rough ocean.... word to the wise.. respect the water.
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    9 hours to build a boat

    anyone wanna build cool stuff... hit me up... used a crappy circle saw and a crappy drill. It's my first boat out of new materials... I wanna make some crazy tree houses, geodesic spheres, sculptures, anything with concrete or stone.. turf roof, distillery, solar powered stuff, recumbent...
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    10 most overrated "rock" bands of all time ?

    10 limp bizkit 9 sublime 8 sublime 7 sublime 6 sublime 5 sublime 4 sublime 3 sublime 2 sublime 1 gg allin I don't even know where to begin, with my contempt for sublime. I can't even think of one good thing to say about thtem, and people still play that crap, and talk about how awesome it is...
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    Enviornmental/Conservation Projects

    I'm going to start one in Kalalau.. the pay at this point is zero.. but I'm working on getting some grants.... actually not only is it zero.. it's also illegal, and more and more illegal depending on what level of environmental work you're doing... Trail maintenance, pest control, archaeological...
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    General Hawaii Information

    yeah squatting is pretty much not gonna happen for you on Oahu... maybe on another island but it's doubtful.. on the Big I and Kauai there's a lot of aloha, so you'll probably have better luck with someone letting you crash on the lanai. But it is an island, the weather is awesome and depending...
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    Squatting in Hawaii?

    just say you're homeless.. and you've been there for 3 months at least. Tell em you came there to get some work or something if they ask.. make sure to say you have NO income and NO assets. They're usually pretty busy so they aren't going to play 20 questions. Get your appointment the first...
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    Squatting in Hawaii?

    Ha... too funny.. I came here to make some money. You can go to Chinatown and in the Kmart parking lot you can get day labor in the mornings.. but it's kinda slow these day. it pays 80-250 bucks a day depending on what you know. You can spange Waikiki. Donate blood (not sure where, I never...
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    Grant writing

    Just wondering if anyone else out there has done any grant writing... I'm trying to write some grants and looking to network. I know you can get up to 500K for a standard nonprofit. and it seems pretty easy to set up a nonprofit. I know of some guys doing the same thing that I do back on...
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    Squatting in Hawaii?

    go to the promenade, it's on the west side of waikiki right over the alawai.. good people.. but if you want to see some real shit go to Kauai or the Big I. Kalalau or Waipio.
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    What to pack?

    tyvek house wrap, it's easy to come by, waterproof, breatheable and small as shit... get it from any construction site. think of it as free goretex
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    What's your favorite piece of gear?

    it's a tossup between my pressure cooker and my spacebag. I use my spacebag for EVERYTHING from pillow, waterbottle, shower, seat, hooch maker, flotation device and lover... well maybe not lover. but it's small as shit, and the most multiuse thing I've ever had in a piece of garbage. The...