Kalalau
Well-known member
My daddy had done sprung the coop when I was a child, and was running from the law when I dropped out of 7th grade to smoke dope and get pregnant, since I wanted me a baby and somebody to love me. Since then I’ve made me nine children that have ten fingers and ten toes and three children that don’t. I kept me forgetting their daddies’ names, so I had all thirteen daddy-names tattooed on my body in various locales. I like me Stevie-Ray’s name the best because of the way the S wraps around my cleavage all seductive like and the R straddles a stretch mark just perfect.
I find it difficult to keep my trailer clean with all of the dogs, cats, children, and lice running around, so I’d like to move into a bigger place with more running water. But, my last baby daddy, Lee-Roy, got sent to jail for driving his truck into a cop car, so I no longer have a steady stream of what you might call “opportunity.â€
I’m a big beautiful woman looking for a good man with a job to take care of me and my children. I will give you sex whenever you want it, however you want it, pour you beer for your for breakfast, and do your laundry at the laundro-mat at least once per month. No beating my children very often or bringing your hoes home with you. Keep your drugs outside where the babies aren’t going to poke the dogs with the needles or light the trailer on fire with your cook torch.
If you treat me right, then you can be my next baby daddy and we can makes ourselves a real family. I have room on my left thigh for your name.
I find it difficult to keep my trailer clean with all of the dogs, cats, children, and lice running around, so I’d like to move into a bigger place with more running water. But, my last baby daddy, Lee-Roy, got sent to jail for driving his truck into a cop car, so I no longer have a steady stream of what you might call “opportunity.â€
I’m a big beautiful woman looking for a good man with a job to take care of me and my children. I will give you sex whenever you want it, however you want it, pour you beer for your for breakfast, and do your laundry at the laundro-mat at least once per month. No beating my children very often or bringing your hoes home with you. Keep your drugs outside where the babies aren’t going to poke the dogs with the needles or light the trailer on fire with your cook torch.
If you treat me right, then you can be my next baby daddy and we can makes ourselves a real family. I have room on my left thigh for your name.
