Squatting government buildings

In 2018 I cracked a squat in the center of the French Quarter. No crowbars, no drilling locks, no broken windows. Clean. Efficient. It's even a government building. All I had to do was get elected mayor. Shit, they've flown me first class all over the world and never even had to pay a dime or even ride Scamktrak. Come through, I'll meet you at the Oliver Yard and we can go beat the shit out of tourists in bathrooms.

This is a satire piece but I've had my fun. How do you delete things here?