Conservatism in essence is fear of change. Fear. You can base everything conservatives do on that one factor. They will not BASE jump. They will not try ethnic foods. They will not take lsd or ecstasy. They will not do anything thats even vaguely out of their comfort zone. And, they disapprove when adventurous people do adventurous things.
Also, Conservatives don't like anything that is different. They will not live in San Fran. Theres too many gays there! They want to live in Texas.
They do not want to eat at the newest Vietnamese restaurant, drink Belgian ales, or shop at City Lights Bookstore. They want to read Readers Digest or watch crappy reruns or Jon Wayne movies while loafing on a couch, somewhere in Texas, drinking sweet tea or Coors Light; eating microwave mashed potatos and boiled cabbage.
I recommend North Beach San Fran. I recommend anything French: conservatives hate the French.
I recommend Allan Ginsberg's "America". He explains perfectly in that poem everything that is right about non-conservatism; and everything that is wrong with conservatism.
Also, Conservatives don't like anything that is different. They will not live in San Fran. Theres too many gays there! They want to live in Texas.
They do not want to eat at the newest Vietnamese restaurant, drink Belgian ales, or shop at City Lights Bookstore. They want to read Readers Digest or watch crappy reruns or Jon Wayne movies while loafing on a couch, somewhere in Texas, drinking sweet tea or Coors Light; eating microwave mashed potatos and boiled cabbage.
I recommend North Beach San Fran. I recommend anything French: conservatives hate the French.
I recommend Allan Ginsberg's "America". He explains perfectly in that poem everything that is right about non-conservatism; and everything that is wrong with conservatism.
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