I was in Jail in Marshall, MN one time, There was this 18yo kid that came in one time who was scared shittless. So to ease his mind we told him that it wasn't that bad and this was the best jail I had ever been to... "This place is sooo cool they even let you go fishing" (We told him there used to be an old swimming pool that they just filled with fish for the inmates to go fishing) "But you have to be here for 2wks with good behavior and have to have a letter/permission from your parents" 2wks later his parents showed up for a visit with a signed permission slip, fishing pole, and a tackle box. Needless to say the PO's weren't amused