Magnum marker, with Play-doh making a head, in a condom. Also a table that was vibrating because an industrial mixer was running on it. I mean, I didn't put the table in me but I got off.
Weirdest object you ever fucked?
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I have a bad feeling about this guys.. this is going to be another bloody vagina thread isn't it? Its never goin to go away is it? Guys?! Guys?!
You know... I think I prefer the bloody vagie thread. ::eyepatch::
I guess I'm just Old Fashioned Like that. ::cigar::
I guess I'm just Old Fashioned Like that. ::cigar::
Alright nobody get offended here, but I'm going for the obvious joke and gonna say... Your mom.
way to macgyver that shit
for those girls (or gay boys) who like using a cucumber on themselves, might I recommend the Bitter Melon for that ribbed effect!
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i worked with a guy who would always talk about his feefee when he was locked up, this guy was such a cartoon charector it became a running joke for the rest of us so i eventually made a feefee and left it in his station at work and when he found it he yelled "DAWGGGG ITS MY OLD GIRL I MISSED YOU!"
it was gone the next day and im pretty sure he fucked it in the bathroom and threw it away.
Awwww yeah! Let's fucking go!
When I was curious about anal, I found some very much hardened seaweed out of the Pacific was pretty damn righteous!
When I was curious about anal, I found some very much hardened seaweed out of the Pacific was pretty damn righteous!
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Half gallon plastic jug that i heated and stretched the mouth as much as i could. Then got hard in it. It was a super almost too tight fit, but you can squeeze air out and squeeze the bottle back so it sucks. It was a pretty good one those times. That and in between someone elses mattreses
Koala
sleeps 22 hours a day, eats chutes and leaves
The end of a hairbrush, for me...
but damn a flashlight is an even better idea, depending on how big it is...
but damn a flashlight is an even better idea, depending on how big it is...
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