Weirdest object you ever fucked?

[Kittymeowmix]

Magnum marker, with Play-doh making a head, in a condom. Also a table that was vibrating because an industrial mixer was running on it. I mean, I didn't put the table in me but I got off.

 

[Desperado Deluxe]

I have a bad feeling about this guys.. this is going to be another bloody vagina thread isn't it? Its never goin to go away is it? Guys?! Guys?!

 

[OstrichJockey]

Probably going to be the most posted in thread within a month.

 

[Odin]

You know... I think I prefer the bloody vagie thread. ::eyepatch::

I guess I'm just Old Fashioned Like that. ::cigar::

 

[iamwhatiam]

Anybody have pics, I'm having a difficult time envisioning all of this?

yea, what he said. PICS or it didn't happen!!!!

 

[Shinobi]

Alright nobody get offended here, but I'm going for the obvious joke and gonna say... Your mom.

 

[NomadicHobo]

A feefee

 

[Matt Derrick]

Play-doh making a head

way to macgyver that shit

 

[iamwhatiam]

for those girls (or gay boys) who like using a cucumber on themselves, might I recommend the Bitter Melon for that ribbed effect!
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[Deleted member 125]

A feefee

i worked with a guy who would always talk about his feefee when he was locked up, this guy was such a cartoon charector it became a running joke for the rest of us so i eventually made a feefee and left it in his station at work and when he found it he yelled "DAWGGGG ITS MY OLD GIRL I MISSED YOU!"

it was gone the next day and im pretty sure he fucked it in the bathroom and threw it away.

 

[djskum]

Lol mine was a flashlight xD and it still works!

Lucky flashlight

 

[roughdraft]

Awwww yeah! Let's fucking go!

When I was curious about anal, I found some very much hardened seaweed out of the Pacific was pretty damn righteous!

 

[Doc Road]

Fresh aloe vara,as lube, simply the finest....

 

[FLoP]

Half gallon plastic jug that i heated and stretched the mouth as much as i could. Then got hard in it. It was a super almost too tight fit, but you can squeeze air out and squeeze the bottle back so it sucks. It was a pretty good one those times. That and in between someone elses mattreses

 

[Matt Derrick]

wow, the things i'm learning about the traveler community from this thread...

 

[Odin]

I'm taking down notes... ::drinkingbuddy::

 

[Kim Chee]

Can't wait to hear about somebody's solo train sex story.

 

[Koala]

The end of a hairbrush, for me...

but damn a flashlight is an even better idea, depending on how big it is...

 

[Bottlecaps]

One of those 8 ounce Dr bronners bottles.

 

[Kim Chee]

One of those 8 ounce Dr bronners bottles.

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I just ordered this ^ and sent you a pm