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This is not an introduction. Also, what are you getting at? It almost reads "Passed out hitchhiker in my passenger seat. I plot and scheme my next move. Spread them legs and victory, orgasm." Please tell me I'm wrong?

Moved to general banter. I don't even know where this belongs but it isn't an introduction.
 

Eng JR Lupo RV323

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Also, upload some sort of pic and fill out your profile. At this point, given what your latest activity shows, I'm heavily leaning towards disgruntled troll who's been banned before.
 
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The fact you refused to even address the pedophile accusation and then double down with yet another dumb ass "haiku".. this is just shitty spam at this point. It adds nothing to the site/community. You've been issued a warning. We're not interested in your sorry ass poetry.
 

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