The Ostrich Pillow.

[Mankini]

Ever wanted to sleep in public and just not notice anyone around you? Ever wanted to block out street noise, or even just obnoxious crows cawing, traffic, and other racket?

Try the OSTRICH PILLOW! LOL

 

[wizehop]

PFFFT! A shirt or scarf does the trick equally well. Much cheaper and you still look just as retarded.

 

[Jaguwar]

LOL yeah, I remember when they first came out, one of the funniest things ever.
I find it telling that we're creating products that help us disconnect from each other, in a "please give me some alone time" kind of way.

 

[Mankini]

Dude. Can you two guys Shhhhhhhh! I need some space. With my OSTRICH PILLOW (tm). rotflmfbo

 

[drewski]

Ever wanted to get your shit stolen while you're dead asleep in your ostrich pillow? Then call now and order one, idiot!

 

[Mankini]

Call now, and in addition to your OSTRICH pillow for only 19.99 plus tax, receive a copy of "50 Shades of Grey", totally free!

 

[Kim Chee]

That thing says "please roll me" like a handfull of roofies.

 

[Tude]

ROFL - there is a student at work who uses one of those ostrich things - and leans her head down on the table and sleeps - and I have to tell you walking by is like well, um, huh hehe. It engulfed her head. But I have to also refrain - we have several homeless students who hang at school all day - even on Friday when classes have ended so they are taking advantage of college and having a place to do homework, connect and be comfortable for a while. The head cover was interesting though.

 

[Odin]

But I have to also refrain - we have several homeless students who hang at school all day

You are so cool.