Texas kicks the hardest (1 Viewer)

Cam3J

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I been all over the American compass, but one thing i can assure you of: Texas always kicks down the best if youre traveling.
Last year they kicked me down almost $500 in 2 hours and i keep coming back to try and prove myself wrong, but these fucking Texans keep proving me right. Theyre larger than life out here.
Fuck your static,
Texas is the fucking place to be!
 
We sell all kinds of other stuff in our Etsy store!

Crash

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I been all over the American compass, but one thing i can assure you of: Texas always kicks down the best if youre traveling.
Last year they kicked me down almost $500 in 2 hours and i keep coming back to try and prove myself wrong, but these fucking Texans keep proving me right. Theyre larger than life out here.
Fuck your static,
Texas is the fucking place to be!
Maybe i jus go to the wrong places but i FKN H8 tx with a passion, bunch a asshole yuppies n crazy homebums
 

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