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Moonbaby

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Just bought a flesh light. Had a cheaper one years ago and felt okay with just throwing it out when I moved. Since I’m moving again I figured it’s best to bring one with me on my way out.
Super excited.
I’ve know tons of people who have had them
And kinda felt weird about but not anymore.
Anyway just wanted to share lol
Feel free to name your toys.

My buddy got a rubber ass as a going away gift once. Hahaha
 
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So you're moving and you're gonna take your pocket pussy with ya this time. You're super excited about your plans and you wanted to include us. Fascinating shit, thanks for thinking of us.
Do you bring your sex toys with you on the road ?
 

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Well honestly I've been curious about the fleshlight. Tell me more? I've always been "creeped out" by those fake butts ever since I found one at the Paradie City squat and threw it out of an 8 story window, made a pretty strange noise when it hit the sidewalk below.

Anyways, we don't have anything too special. Got a 32" horse whip, 3 pack jeweled butt plugs, vibrating cock ring (it's ok I guess), and some vibrator that my wife got at a dildo party but it's super annoying because the battery is always dying right in the middle of sex, oh and a bunch of bottles of hippy lube (for the sensitive snatch).

Never considered traveling with anything other than condoms though.
 

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Used to have a decent collection of kink toys, but most were lost to an ex.

I worked in a sex store until recently, there's some incredibly...creative stuff out there!

Usually just wear my faux-leather cuffs on my wrist. Also have a gag shaped like a bone which is cute as fuck.
 

MoP

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I am curious about this as well...I guess my question is if you don't bring your "collection" what do you do with them while traveling? My boyfreind and I left indefinitely at one point and stored someof our posessions at his mother's house. She must have cleaned up and reorganized at some point because a lot of our stuff went missing including a pretty expensive collection of sex toys. The idea of her finding them is hilarious but in hindsight we probably should have at least idk? Warned her? So where do people store things of such a delicate nature when taking off?
 

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I am curious about this as well...I guess my question is if you don't bring your "collection" what do you do with them while traveling? My boyfreind and I left indefinitely at one point and stored someof our posessions at his mother's house. She must have cleaned up and reorganized at some point because a lot of our stuff went missing including a pretty expensive collection of sex toys. The idea of her finding them is hilarious but in hindsight we probably should have at least idk? Warned her? So where do people store things of such a delicate nature when taking off?
oh geez, in that situation i woulda had them under lock and key!
 
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Well honestly I've been curious about the fleshlight. Tell me more? I've always been "creeped out" by those fake butts ever since I found one at the Paradie City squat and threw it out of an 8 story window, made a pretty strange noise when it hit the sidewalk below.

Anyways, we don't have anything too special. Got a 32" horse whip, 3 pack jeweled butt plugs, vibrating cock ring (it's ok I guess), and some vibrator that my wife got at a dildo party but it's super annoying because the battery is always dying right in the middle of sex, oh and a bunch of bottles of hippy lube (for the sensitive snatch).

Never considered traveling with anything other than condoms though.
Just got it
Don’t be afraid to use more lube than you think you need to fuck a rubber sleeve pussy.
Clean up is easy and you can just let it dry after use.
For me i Would say it was intense and certainly a heightened orgasm compared to just using a more traditional method.
Would recommend
 

Juan Derlust

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They should make those things dishwasher-safe, AND (if you're so-equipped) dishwasher as hiding place is hard to beat

*pun intended
 

Phuen

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I'm a big fan of the Asian format fleshlight. It's real tight, just like a young lass. ;) No drama, either. I call her Saki. ;)
 

MFB

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I'm a big fan of the Asian format fleshlight. It's real tight, just like a young lass. ;) No drama, either. I call her Saki. ;)
Ha! I was wondering if others named thier pleasure devices.

Lady friend has a pink vibrator that we affectionately refer to as Stinky Pinky.
 

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